Everything is an Experience at Microsoft
"Enhanced Mitigation Experience Toolkit (EMET)." AKA "EMETic"
At Microsoft, you do not use the toilet, you have a "Metabolic Experience." If you have dysentery, you have a "Enhanced Metabolic Experience."
When you and your spouse get that special spark of an evening, you have a "Conjugal Experience." If it's extra-marital and stolen in the back seat of the car, it's an "Enhanced Interoperability Experience."
When you're being retained as CEO after a dismal job performance, you're having an "Enhanced Retention Experience."