It puts me in mind of a survey on driving habits...
66% of drivers hate tailgaters, and 30% strongly hate tailgaters.
SO WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE DO IT!!
Intel has published its annual "Mobile Etiquette" study, an effort that makes two things abundantly clear: first, that worldwide online information sharing is ubiquitous; and second, that Intel and its survey partner Ipsos Observer certainly know how to compress a shedload of data into a whiz-bang interactive presentation. " …
Do you mean something like this? Combining a few of the pet peeves I think:
#bathroom - I ain't Spartacus is having a poo.
#dinner - I ain't Spartacus is eating a cheese sandwich.
#bathroom - I ain't Spartacus is still having a poo. Insufficient bandwidth available for the transmission of his core dump.