Ancestors?
Don't worry, even French courts will give little credence to anyone claiming to be an ancestor of the Paleolithic artist. Unless they can demonstrate that they're really, really old.
It's with a certain amount of amazement that we're able to announce today that the origins of Vulture Central have been traced back 10,000 years to the eastern French Pyrenees. The precipitous gorges towering over the river Jonte, in the Department of Lozère, host a reintroduced colony of vultures – the majestic beasts which …
Actually, it was. It was a warning from a future me, who had some issues with his time machine. Fortunately, he/I had seen this warning so he/I had packed the right replacement parts, and he/I then left this message so that he/I would know to pack the parts and leave the message so we wouldn't run afowl [sic] of the universe's self-consistency rules.
It has come to our attention, that your logo is infringing on our plantifs artwork. Therefore, on behalf of Ug and Arrg, we are issuing a cease and desist order, demanading payment of £500 and are seeking an order banning you from using this logo in the future.
Although we have no juristiction over you, it doesn't matter as we are lawyers and like to issue these notices in the hope you won't look at your own rights too closely.
Yours
Shotgun, Dribble and Bastard.
The Pyrénées is a mountainous region distinct from the Massif Central. Lozère clearly is near the latter, not the former.
I was always under the impression this was a news website and not some weird cult! That rock vulture thingy and that crisp are probably going to be the starting point for a new book by the bloke who did the The Da Vinci Code! I feel like I have accidentally signed up for a free trial of Scientology (minus the comeback should I fail to upgrade to a pro account) or something by being registered on these forums!