Capita bungs staff £250 if they cheer up, smile for ad snaps Staff at Capita IT Services are being offered a bit of extra spending money by their employer in the form of a £250 voucher for those snapshots of real colleagues at work. Back in June, the firm told service desk workers based at the office in Ruddington, just south of Nottingham, that it planned to immortalise their faces in …
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Seems to me BOFH has already come up with some t-shirts the budding models could wear.
"Talk to someone who cares"
Go talk to someone who cares"
"Go call someone who gives a s**t"
And who could forget:
"Giving I.T. to you"
"Giving I.T. to you on the desktop"
"Giving I.T. to you from behind" (for those selfless I.T. people who provide support out-of-hours, natch)
I thought this one could be a shot of the office staff all standing in a line flipping the bird with both hands in an F.U. style. Would seem to most reflect the way Capita tends to deal with stakeholders, customers and the government once they've got the contract. So hence their "personality" (<Seriously, Capita and "personality" should not be included in the same sentence, they are the epitomy of of the faceless, non-caring, couldn't give a shit about anything except the bottom line corporation.)
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