science
"The astroboffins, who claim they are doing it for scientific reasons,"
Yeah, apart from the 'Muahahahahaaa' each time it happens.
A group of scientists have been practising blowing the Earth into smithereens. Planet imploding Whooooooooomph.... BOOM! The astroboffins, who claim they are doing it for scientific reasons, have used a computer simulation to vaporise our home planet. "We scientists are not content just to talk about vaporising the Earth …