back to article Orange: The way to a customer's heart is, well, slicing into the body

Orange's Healthcare arm has signed up to provide data management to users of implanted cardiac monitors made by device manufacturer Sorin: which is one way to ensure your broadband customers don't churn. Sorin makes various bits of kit for improving the heath of one's heart through cybernetics, including a range of battery- …

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  1. Great Bu

    Sickie....

    "Sorry I can't come in to work today, only I had a firewall problem last night, caught a virus and now I need to re-format my pacemeker"........

  2. DrXym

    As Jo Brand says

    The way to a man's heart is with a bread knife.

  3. ukgnome
    Coat

    Orange healthcare?

    does that refer to Essex Doctors?

    *the one with the fake tan in the pocket. thanks

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