Better pay than CIA, at least
I never saw a single thin dime out of that Austin Heap business a few years back, when CIA was fucking with Iran again in hopes of putting whatsisname the pro-Western liberal in the presidency, rather than the Ahmadinejad that Iranians actually voted into office. After fifty years of such fuckery, you'd think somebody would finally cotton on to the apparent fact that it doesn't do the US any good and does do it quite a lot of the opposite, but then on the other hand why should we expect Foggy Bottom to know what the hell they're doing in any case?