Breaking News
In other Breaking News, US Officials are now keeping records of all people who use a public toilet for a period of 10 years since it was recently revealed that Terrorists also use toilets.
Seriously, this whole "Terrorist" thing is getting to be a joke. Sure you need to be vigilant about security but there is no need to store this kind of information for every citizen who gets on a plane, and especially not for 5 years, let alone 10!