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A startup has crapped-in on the social network fad, offering toilet paper custom-printed with the Twitter feed of your choice. Yes, the aptly named Shitter service takes a stream of Tweets from a Twitter account and reproduces them in bog roll form. A trending bathroom accessory, perhaps? Shitter The Tweet sheets can be …

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  1. TheProf
    FAIL

    ROFLMAO......

    ......not really.

    1. Studley

      Re: ROFLMAO......

      Reading On the Floor Leaking My Arsehole Out

      1. Euripides Pants

        Re: ROFLMAO......

        Really Old Fart Leaving Messy Anal Output

  2. Wibble
    Windows

    Perfect description

    Sums the whole soshial meeja nonsense up nicely

  3. Dom 3

    Errrr...

    Was the embargo date on the press release Sunday, by any chance?

  4. Chris Miller
    Happy

    Accidentally issued

    3 days early?

  5. Khaptain Silver badge

    All hail the Twitterati

    People used to suffer from a bad case of Verbal Diarrhea.

    Now it appears as though they might have the Twitter Shits or Twitter Skitter.......

    By the way is this the Anal or the Verbal version ?

  6. cheesey_toastie

    Some Features of Twitter Should be Disabled

    Retweet for one.

  7. Random Noise

    Reg Hardware?

    I would hope it was software. Nothing worse than wiping with bog roll as rough as sand paper.

  8. NukEvil
    Coffee/keyboard

    Interesting...

    ...sounds like an awesome idea...until you start thinking about the ink rubbing off.

    New keyboard icon, because that's the closest representation of ink mixing with feces I can find...

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Just Confirms my ARSEumption

    Blog = Blocked Log = you are full of shit

    Micro Blogging = consequence of having a blog???

  10. Code Monkey
    Pint

    Piers Morgan

    As the article says, it's a bit pricey but my birthday's coming up so if anyone fancies buying me a four pack of Piers Morgan I'd be very grateful :o)

  11. Graham Marsden
    Thumb Up

    At last...

    ... proof that Twitter is a load of shite!

  12. ADJB
    Coat

    What next? Faecesbook?

    1. Silent but Deadly
      Coat

      Next is..

      Micro-bogging.

  13. Scarborough Dave
    Happy

    How many?

    Could someone explain how many tweets I get to a roll?

  14. Slartybardfast

    Ha

    At last a use for Stephen Fry's Twitter feed.

  15. Crisp

    I'm half tempted to get a twitter account now

    Now that they've found a use for all those idiotic celebrity brain farts.

  16. Big_Boomer Silver badge
    Thumb Down

    Twatter

    Says it all really.

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