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A Belgian senate hopeful is offering voters something a bit more tempting than a one per cent cut in VAT and better rubbish collections - 40,000 free blow jobs to anyone who signs up at her campaign website. A lovely photo of Tania Derveaux Tania Derveaux represents NEE, an "impartial protest movement running for senate in …

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  1. David Webb

    Reading like a politician...

    "I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page. "

    So if I request one, I will be entitled to 40,000 blowjobs? Or is it another case for Boris to open his big mouth....

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  2. Pete James

    What a career girl!

    She would've been snapped up by the likes of Prescott, Major, Mellor and Parkinson!

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  3. Chris Matchett

    Is that a straw in her hand?

    This is just going to be blow football isn't it?

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  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Booooooorrrrrrinnnnng

    Now if they were running a MALE candidate, then I might be interested!

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  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Get real, folks

    This is a politician's pledge. You'll see, she promises 40,000 blowjobs but if she gets elected you'll be lucky to get a saucy wink out of her. They're all the same.

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  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    So...

    ...what do the girls get?

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  7. Iam Paul

    And on this side of the pond

    Hillary....

    Why do I feel so screwed?

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  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    My Flemish is a little rusty, but...

    from what I read in the Antwerp Gazette, this isn't 100% serious.

    On the other hand, I am reminded of the Deutsche Sex Partei, which was a political party founded in Wiesbaden in the early seventies. Their main policy was shagging, and they won two seats in the Hessen by-election if I remember correctly.

    Anyway, this Tania woman gets my vote.

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  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Get a gobble...

    "We can't help feeling that this kind of gums-on approach to electioneering could really take off in Blighty"

    I can't see a "Get a Gobble from Gordon" campaign being quite so apealling!

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  10. Pete

    What an erection campaign!

    Although some people might find the methods hard to swallow.

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  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The small print

    "Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons"

    Is it me or does denying sexual services for hygeine reasons sound like saying you can't do it because you're washing your hair?

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  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Honestly

    At least she is being honest about f******g the country over...

    If she gets in I am moving there

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