Boffins uncloak G-rated teledildonic breakthrough A team of robot reseachers have developed a prototype of internet-based remote kissing devices that – for reasons unexplained – comes in two versions, one a cartoonish bunny, the other a cow. The bunny, well, The Reg can accept, seeing as how a juvenile oryctolagus cuniculus domesticus might be some folks' idea of kissable …
If it stick a pair of hobby servos in a football and cover it in silicone sealant do I get a research grant too?
I honestly think the rotating straw was a better idea, and that's saying a lot considering how hilariously bad it was. This is what happens when you let design students attempt something best left to (lonely) engineers.
So you live in a one bedroom flat devoid of decoration, without television or music. You own no consumer electronics except those required for you to do your job (which is directly related to aids and malaria relief) You eat only the cheapest food you possibly can, don't own a car, walk everywhere, wear only clothes from second hand shops and spend every spare penny on aids and malaria relief?
Because every penny not spent on aids and malaria relief is wasted isn't it.
That was quite sarcastic, but its because I strongly disagree with your comments. This may not be a world changing way to spend money, and honestly it looks quite pants to me, but I'm glad R&D is being done, because I work away from home a lot and sometimes a phone call isn't enough.
We all time to time notice some new "trends" or "categories" in online porn, some call it simply perversions.
Well to me the next obvious step in online porn is remotely controlled robotic arms.
All this live cam workers could have a simple robotic arm(s) which can picku up ex. a dildo or a lube or a webcam and so on. This can also work in the other direction eg. robotic arm mounted on observer side which is controled by the "sex worker".
Easy way to make some dosh from off the shelve equipment. Simple robotic arm is 50 quid in maplin.
Porn industry is a pioneer in many ways so lets see what happens. To me simple handshake with online conversation partner would do ;)
P.S. Mine is the one with thai and arabic number 4 in the pocket.
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