It's all fun and games until the rabbit dies...
Robot rabbits take on Facebook, female orgasms
One waits ages for a story about robotic carrot-crunchers, and then two turn up at once as Karotz the robot rabbit starts talking to Facebook while app-controlled vibrator Vibease looks to sell value-added orgasms. Karotz is the older robot. Already capable of reading out a Twitter feed while cutely waggling its ears, it can …
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Thursday 2nd February 2012 12:40 GMT Bakunin
Merge the two
Why not merge the two and vibrate in response to key words in Facebook updates.
Better yet (for a site with a tech readership) why not have it vibrate in response to your "Server down" warning messages. Bring at least some joy to those annoying weekends on call.
Paris. 'Cause she'd want a low uptime.
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Thursday 2nd February 2012 13:51 GMT Nuno trancoso
Well...
Wonder how long till our demographics overlords come up with numbers on "vibrating time". Here's hoping the wabbit is USB powered...
Baffled at the seemingly lack of ergonomics on the said wabbit though. Or maybe i just cant see the right way to hold it...
p.s. Guess Apples content restrictions might be a safeguard, seeing that most their cult followers are a bunch of wankers to start with, no need to throw fuel at the fire is there...
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Thursday 2nd February 2012 20:38 GMT Anonymous Coward
I'm booking my ...
... 2 berth motorhome as we speak.
Whilst I have many many years to go until I reach the required "sad old fart trying to be a rich hippy and dropping out after retiring" age, I may just pre-empt it all and try and get there early.
Me and the missus would give up our ridiculously demanding high tech jobs and sell every single electronic gadget we own. The proceeds would go into soft furnishings, sleeping bags, yin yang howling wolf moon t-shirts and mugs, plaid shirts. Maybe a Terrier or Jack Russell. (a husky or malamute are a bit big)
This article is close to the final straw.
I can't go on.
Modern life is not only rubbish, it's insane.
I want out - the open road - the whoosh of the wind through my greying hair, the freedom to wobble across the open tundra on my zimmerframe...
Just 30 more years and I will *never* have to read an article like this again, I will never have to cry just a little more inside for the plight of humanity.
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