Get your ass to Mars.
As title.
The European Space Agency has abandoned attempts to revive dud Martian probe Phobos-Grunt after days of trying to contact the clapped-out craft with no success. The agency, along with Russian space boffins at Roscosmos, has been trying to send commands to the craft to get it to raise its Earth orbit - but Phobos-Grunt has …
A salvage mission couldn't have taken place even in time even if there had been a Shuttle ready for launch. A cradle to hold it in the payload bay would have had to be designed and built, and astronauts trained. With future missions put back months.
And a $450 million Shuttle mission to rescue a $163 million probe makes no economic sense at all. I wish things were different. After 50 years of space travel they should be.
Your grasp of orbital mechanics is poor. Worse than your grasp of economics, it seems.
Suffice to say, the shuttle would not be the correct tool for the job. Building the correct tools is well within our abilities, but isn't really financially viable at this point either.