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We're obliged to the many readers who offered to suggestions as to how to put together a home-made vacuum pump for our forthcoming Rocketry Experimental High Altitude Barosimulator (REHAB) test. Click here for a bigger version of the LOHAN graphic For those of you not yet down with the kids on our Low Orbit Helium Assisted …

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  1. Patrick O'Reilly

    J-Lo

    Joule Lessening Obstacle

  2. Zaphod_42

    ARSE

    Aegis Resisting Sudden Explosions

  3. Andus McCoatover
    Windows

    Buttock-ourse

    Obvious, really!.

    Nice one, Lester.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    In the spirit of Boy's Own adventuring

    Jeepers! Look Out!

  5. Alister

    KATONA

    kinetic anti trauma obstruction - Non ablative

  6. topcav

    Advanced

    Research

    Safety

    Enclosure

  7. Helena Handcart

    BAPS

    Blast And Projectile Shielding

  8. rurwin
    Coat

    Whoever that arse is, they are just another brick in the wall.

  9. Claude Warren
    Childcatcher

    I think the wall should be named COCO

    Coco after Coco Austin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coco_Austin who is well known from the size and shape of her nether regions. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loqvgmJCet1qmbs5po1_500.jpg

    As an backronym I suggest Catastrophe Occluding Concrete Object

  10. chuBb.

    P.I.P.P.A

    Probably Immolation Proof Posterior Aggregate

  11. Farmer Giles
    Mushroom

    J-LO

    If worst comes to worst....

    Jagged Lump Obstruction

  12. Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge

    SHAKIRA

    Shrapnel and

    Heat

    Absorbing

    Kinetic

    Impact

    Resisting

    Armour

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    C.L.E.F.T

    Cement Layer (for) Excluding Fiery Takeoffs

  14. Z80

    CHEEKS

    Concrete Housing Ensuring Experimenter's Kinetic Shielding

  15. Nick 10
    Paris Hilton

    I call "Shenanigans!"

    How come the ample buttocks are casting the same shadows as the virtually flat blocks they've replaced? Is this another moon landing style conspiracy?

  16. Ken MAC
    Happy

    KARI

    I recognise those Glutes It's the original Kari Byron cast form Mythbusters

    Kinetic Arrestor Really Ingenious

    Don't care about the 'crym I'm still remembering the original

    MAC

  17. cowslayer

    Oneal Morris

    I'm rubbish at backronyms, but surely something about this crackpot can be used..

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/15818910

  18. Eclectic Man Silver badge

    Blast Wall

    Surely you need to test the blast wall first with a controlled explosion? Stacks of unsecured hollow blocks are rather easy to push over. Which means you need another blast wall to hide behind while you test this one, which itself ought to be tested, ad infinitum ...

    F.A.R.T. - Firewall Against Rocket Test.

    (Because we all like farting around)

  19. Z80

    B.U.M.C.R.A.C.K

    Barrier Utilising Moulded Concrete Reliefs Against Catastrophic Kaboom

  20. a_mu

    blast wall

    OK, if that is a serious blast wall

    its totaly useless,

    in fact it will make the blast worse, as the blocks will be tumbled over, and you'll have gravity assisting.

    try a big bag, filled with earth,

    those bags that bulk sand comes in would be ideal.

    much more transportable,

    and as for the baloon,

    a) use Hydrogen not Helium ( it will go higher, )

    b) fill ballon only to the point it just lifts the weight, and attach a smaller balloon fully inflated to give initial fast lift.. That then will burst, but the main balloon has the maximum amount it can expand before it bursts . or till the latex freezes / becomes brittle and bursts, what ever is first.

  21. Tempest8008
    Thumb Up

    L.O.P.E.Z.

    Limiter Of Potentially (Probably?) Explosive Zone

  22. Z80

    W.I.D.D.E.C.O.M.B.E

    Wall Intended to Deflect Debris Ejections Coming Outta Makeshift Barometric Enclosure

    1. Alister
      Pint

      That deserves a prize...

      Or a pint

  23. Gordo Rex

    LOPEZ

    LOHAN

    Obstruction for

    Protecting

    Experimenting

    Zealots

  24. Harvey Trowell
    Coat

    PIPPA

    As previously observed, that's a Photoshop Improved Personnel Protection Apparatus if ever there was one.

    1. Harvey Trowell
      Coat

      It it were real...

      Posterior-Implant-Pimped Protective Ass-embly

  25. Mediocrates
    Coat

    If you cement them together...

    ...you'd have quite a fondleslab

  26. xlntech

    J-Lo

    A little contrived:

    ASSWALL

    Anti-Sliver Screen With Astonishing Lopez Likeness

    Nice and simple:

    ButtWall - Buttressed Wall.

    Personal Favorite:

    GOBLEWOB

    Group Of Besotted Limeys Erecting Walls Of Buttocks

    A real stretch but I like it anyway:

    FONDLEWALL

    Frontal Oblique Negative DefLection Erection Without A Logical Lexicon

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