Simon... Your ship awaits.
Of course, you need to squash PFY in his attempts.
Unfortunately New Zealand isn't one of the countries allowed (according to the article).
A UK company has launched a competition to send one lucky database administrator into space. All the fortunate BOFH has to do is answer some sci-fi based video quiz questions online, complete some simple SQL tasks and fill in an application form. Oh, and survive an X-Factor-style vote-off where the talent in question is their …