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Prince Harry given free run of Arizona town's womenfolk
Prince Harry has been given the green light to deflower the maidens of a small US town, after the town manager explained reports Cap'n Windsor had been warned off "fornicating" as "a total fabrication". The UK tabs were cock-a-hoop yesterday about reports that the mayor of Gila Bend, where Harry is completing a weapons course …
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Tuesday 8th November 2011 16:19 GMT Anonymous Coward
Jimbo 6 - Oik
I see your point but oik has a wider scope, eg.
oick, oik (OIk). slang. [Etym. obscure.] Depreciatory schoolboy word for a member of another school; (*) an unpopular or disliked fellow-pupil. Also gen., an obnoxious or unpleasant person; in weakened senses, a 'nit-wit', a 'clot'.
(*)Harry didn't attend my school so I think I can justifiable call him an oik, I have no opinion on his personal manner as I don't know him nor do I believe what I read about anybody so the other meanings are not applicable.
Also wrt "ill-educated" - Remind me what Prince Harry studied at university, oh that's right he didn't go to one instead he joined the army, which might be an education in itself but the story seems to fit a large number of those you would reserve the word oik for.
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Tuesday 8th November 2011 13:29 GMT s. pam
Gila Bend is a shithole
On a good day the best that can be said for this Route66 town is it is a shithole and worst a fucking dump. I have NOT so fond memories of our yearly trip from California back to Texas down Route66 and we'd get to spend the night in this hell hole of a town.
Genetic Freak Kingdom would be more correct town name, Where Everyone's Family Tree is Vertical could be another.
Harry would be well off better for a w*nk than to try to schtump anything there!
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Tuesday 8th November 2011 13:57 GMT JohnG
Not "a total fabrication"
Buss said it was the reporter who'd brought up the subject of "fornicating" in a chat with the trusting mayor. "The reporter started asking him things like, ‘Oh, what about if Prince Harry went chasing after one of your daughters?’”
...and there you have it - be very careful what you say to a reporter, especially when they start "a friendly chat". One would have thought that an old politician would have known that.
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Wednesday 9th November 2011 08:56 GMT FrankAlphaXII
"Weapons Course" doesn't add up. If he was at Nellis, it would make sense (and plus there's no such thing as a Las Vegas virgin so he could do all the fornicating he'd like), if he was at Fort Rucker it would make sense. But Luke AFB makes no sense.
They do F-16 phase one training there before the Pilots move to Nellis for Phase 2. And as far as I know, thats it, most flight training for Special Operations (USAF considers most of their Helicopters special operations). I mean, the 58th Special Ops wing used to be at Luke, but they're at Kirtland AFB in Albuquerque nowadays. Thats about all there was for rotary wing aircraft at that post. And its not even there anymore.
It really doesn't make sense as to why a Helicopter pilot would be taking an Air Force weapons course at a base that the Weapons School isn't even located at, much less at a base that only trains fixed wing fighter pilots. Weird.
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Wednesday 9th November 2011 20:11 GMT ideapete
Harrys weapon works and was Paul right ?
So on the testimoany of the Gila Maidens can we conclude that it DOES and is it now official brit policy that you have to wear a uniform and be in another country to try yours out ?
Sure does put a new slant on Paul Revers' line " The British are Coming "