Coloured bog roll.....
...I wonder if the pranksters among us have had the obvious thought....think bigger than the Pope.....bigger than Jesus <that sounds familiar>...think.....
turd coloured bog paper, in a variety of shades to suit your targets dietary peculiarities..
Just imagine all the people <wait a minute...who's channeling John Lennon?>
wiping away like mad, causing friction burns galore,
and never a sign of a skid mark to be seen...ohh the frustration...hehehehe.
It's friday...nuff said.
Icon?? If you have to ask......