back to article Parents get iOS analytical toolkit to track kids' progress

Busy parents worried about raising their kids while making full use of their data plan can now use The SmarTots platform to keep tabs on how their children are progressing though their (iOS-powered) education. The app will even suggesting new applications and even some offline activities should time allow. Parents have, until …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    We already devolve the raising and education of children to our television sets

    Err, no we don't, at least not all of us.

  2. Mediocrates
    Coat

    Do not despair

    Snake Pliskin will turn off all the electrical devices real soon.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Bit late...

    ... you should see what Leapfrog learning toys report back on!

  4. Muckminded

    Excel, Junior

    Nothing says lovin' like tracking your child's performance via spreadsheet. Giving him or her a PowerPoint presentation as a birthday gift is the real kicker.

  5. Will Godfrey Silver badge
    Stop

    el tiT

    Has anyone thought to ask the kids what they think of this?

  6. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    clever little bastards?

    So, if you're male, and you've bought an iPad, and you like the idea of Facebook links for instant bragging, and the kids turn out to be really smart, shouldn't you be wondering if they are really yours?

    1. Mediocrates
      Boffin

      iPad/Facebook loving males

      "shouldn't you be wondering if they are really yours?"

      The life forms you describe lack the capacity to do that.

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