5 days too late for an April Fool article...
"The injunction prevents Hauser from disclosing information relating to a studded device, resembling a hedgehog, which straps to the wheels of golf trolleys in wet conditions and is designed to make it easier for players to cart their clubs around a golf course."
This is presumably for a specific target market - ie. Essex golfing man ?
I would have liked to hear the guy's defense...