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The caprine wife of a Sudanese goat molester has died suddenly after more than a year of marriage, the BBC reports. Mrs Tombe, née Rose, got hitched in a shotgun wedding ceremony after her future husband was caught indulging in pre-marital sexual relations with the animal. Her owner, Mr Alifi, "described how he heard a noise …

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  1. Greg Nelson

    I Suspect Foul Play

    It seems obvious to me Mr Tombe wasn't about to pay support for a kid not his own. The situation was probably further aggravated by Rose Tombe's infidelity, but perhaps she mistook Mr. Tombe's offer to wear horns in the bedroom.

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  2. Hedley Phillips

    It's always the kids that suffer

    Every time a marriage breaks down,

    it is always the kids that suffer.

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  3. Anonymous Coward
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    Kebab anyone...?

    ...though it's probably a good idea to skip the 'mayonnaise'.

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  4. Dan

    "Mayonnaise"

    ROFL Thats it, tea went all over the laptop at the mention of mayonnaise =D

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  5. Anonymous Coward
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    Fowl play?

    You mean he was having an orgy with the chickens too?

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