Pah!
Forget the threatening etc etc clause, and look back up the list...
"who knowingly and without consent credibly impersonates.." anyone that thought coeSteveJobs was really St Jobs is obviously a gibbering idiot likely to buy over-hyped fashion technology items... Oh... Yes, I see the problem.
Anyway, everyone knows that the real St Steve speaks to people through messages on toasted cheese sandwiches.