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Google is building a driverless car that comes sans steering wheel, accelerator pedal or brake pedal, because - it claims - the vehicles don't need those controls. Mountain View said it is currently creating prototypes that will work "safely and autonomously without requiring human intervention". It is so confident about the …

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  1. Alan Denman

    Not cars but the cap fits for public transport

    I can see it now. 7.30am your car arrives from its pod, picks you up and drives you to work collecting maybe one other person doing that same exact route.

    At 9.30 the cars forms a centipede like train of to head off to central points, ready for mass action.

    A car at your hose/work place within 2 minutes of a whistle? The blocker in all of this is, even now, is the switch from oil to electricity. The grid system is simply not ready.

    1. Chozo

      Re: Not cars but the cap fits for public transport

      How about this ... As any personal vehicle actually spends most of its time stationary would it make more sense to have the passenger compartment and inteligent chassis as dockable elements? That way 'drivers' still retain their personal space, fluffy dice & boiled sweet mashed into carpet etc and the traction unit can go off by itself to carry somebody else, get serviced, go for fuel or a join a nearby pool of units on charge.

  2. Mage Silver badge

    25mph (about 40kmph),

    No mentioned that speed cap so far?

    Surely 25mph (about 40kmph) would cause congestions and tailbacks. Or is normal traffic near Googleplex / Choc Factory slower than 25mph (about 40kmph)?

    Or don't they trust it to keep to Speed Limits?

    1. Nigel Whitfield.

      Re: 25mph (about 40kmph),

      There are already some London boroughs with a speed limit of 20mph on almost all their roads. And in practice, average speed in much of the city is less than that. Based on my trek across town yesterday, from the M3/M25 junction to Hackney, I don't think I managed even ten miles per hour. But I did discover exciting new parts of Acton. Which was nice.

    2. Filippo Silver badge

      Re: 25mph (about 40kmph),

      In lots of urban areas, if you could drive 40 kph reliably, but not more than that, you'd still be going about as fast as now or faster.

    3. king of foo

      Re: 25mph (about 40kmph),

      Nope. They will use the "average speed increases as congestion decreases" argument. And "SPEED KILLS. Think of the children..."

      This makes perfect sense on paper, however I still maintain that my travel time has significantly increased since all these traffic management measures were put into place. Visiting my parents used to take 2.5 hours there and 2.5 back. It now takes 4 there and 2.5 back. Guess which route has all the traffic calming?

  3. Mage Silver badge

    Looks a bit like a Henkel Kabine Though I think it has 3 wheels.

    But there were some 4 wheel bubble cars.

    Some others

    The British version of the Isetta was built with only one rear wheel instead of the narrow-tracked pair of wheels in the normal Isetta design in order to take advantage of the three-wheel vehicle laws in the United Kingdom.

    i.e. 3 wheels (still?) counted as a Motorcycle + Sidecar for road tax and driving licence.

    3 & 4 wheel Isettas

    I think my Dad had the 3 wheel Isetta for a short while.

    The Googlemobile looks like a micro car.

    I think comparing to a Sinclair C5 is very unfair. Most like this 1984 effort?

    Bamby

    49cc petrol

  4. TheTrouser

    Why?

    Just Why?

    1. Terry Barnes

      Re: Why?

      Off the top of my head;

      -Nearly all accidents are caused by human error.

      -We live in an ageing society and old people still need to get around.

      -Automatic driving makes more efficient use of energy.

      I don't think Google say anywhere in the video that owning one will be compulsory.

  5. a53

    And google's software never crashes or needs an upgrade.

  6. ForthIsNotDead
    Terminator

    Worrying

    I tell you what worries me about this... The young age of the engineers. I know I sound ageist and all that, but do you think they followed some kind of approved design process for:

    a) the overall system

    b) the hardware (fault tolerance etc)

    c) the software (fault tolerance etc)

    I'd love to see the code and apply it to a ISO-61508 review. I mean, seriously, if you are designing a train that can semi-autonomously pilot itself, then you'd have to design it to SIL 2 standards at a minimum (I believe). An under-sea pipeline, SIL3. A nuclear reactor, SIL4. What reassurance do we have that any proper design process was followed such the system can be certified with a certain level of safety?

    If the guys in the video were in their 40's and 50's and were all ex transport industry (rail, flight avionics etc) then okay, you'd know that those guys were well versed in their subject and had very probably followed a certifiable design process.

    I don't get that feeling from these guys.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Worrying

      A quick look at Linkedin shows Google has plenty of talented automotive and aviation engineering experience on this.

    2. Terry Barnes

      Re: Worrying

      "If the guys in the video were in their 40's and 50's and were all ex transport industry (rail, flight avionics etc) then okay, you'd know that those guys were well versed in their subject and had very probably followed a certifiable design process."

      You don't think Google might have the money and means to employ appropriate experts? The amount of time and money they've spent on this leads me to believe that they probably did use the brightest and best people with the right skills and experience. I'd imagine the US government was quite keen on that being the case too before letting them loose on the streets.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    ROTM!

    That smiley face will look a lot less reassuring and a lot more ironic once they've mounted a FRICKIN' LASER on top of it and it's chasing you over a field of HUMAN SKULLS.

    As you were humans.

    1. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

      Re: ROTM!

      Don't be ridiculous. That thing doesn't have the ground clearance for the skull field. It's strictly reserved for ferrying Terminators around the city streets.

      For the skull field you'll be wanting the Hovercraft of Doom.

  8. disgruntled yank

    don't know

    Aren't the James Bond films that start off with him strapped into such a device? It always ends badly for the villain, but most of us don't have the muscle or special effects crew to wrestle our way out.

  9. smartypants

    Self-driving cars: Great, but two innovations needed:

    1) A visual way of knowing that a car is in auto mode, so while on the M1 we don't get alarmed at the sight of a driver slumped against the side window, snoring his face off in the middle lane.

    2) A means by which a car can be forced into automatic mode by a vote of the people in the cars in its immediate vicinity.

    Just imagine when a tosspot almost wipes out the whole road with idiotic risk taking. The people who are under threat just identify the car and if enough votes are received, the car switches into auto and everyone can relax!

    1. DropBear

      Re: Self-driving cars: Great, but two innovations needed:

      A means by which a car can be forced into automatic mode by a vote of the people in the cars in its immediate vicinity.

      Cue angry dude with a baseball bat stepping out of his car coming over to politely enquire about why on earth would you apparently want to scan the identifying QR code on the back of his vehicle with your cell phone.

      1. Stoneshop
        Devil

        Re: Self-driving cars: Great, but two innovations needed:

        Cue angry dude with a baseball bat stepping out of his car

        At 70mph on a motorway? That problem will have solved itself then.

    2. king of foo

      Re: Self-driving cars: Great, but two innovations needed:

      Auto-destruct mode surely?

  10. tony
    Happy

    Stop Button!?

    I don't want to have to be ready to press the stop button when I'm in a self driving car, that'll be even more tedious than driving in heavy traffic.

    I want a self-driving car with a sofa bed & curtains.

    1. Stoneshop
      Pint

      Re: Stop Button!?

      I want a self-driving car with a sofa bed & curtains.

      And a toilet. Or it would need a "stop at next available service station/roadside joint/parking place/tree" button.

      Beer, because that's one of the reasons.

      1. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

        Re: Stop Button!?

        Essentially what you want is a self-driving motorhome. And why not? I want one too. (Though if I could afford a private train....)

  11. Stuart Castle Silver badge

    Will this launch anytime soon in the UK?

    The reason I ask is because I am under the (possibly wrong) that UK law requires that every car have a manual braking system (incase any electrical problem takes out the power assisted brakes).

  12. Yugguy

    Yeah. Brave new world and all that.

    So what happens when the teenagers figure out that if they step in front of this it will stop.

    Again, and again, and again, and again.

    You don't have this issue in America cos noone actually walks anywhere.

    1. ratfox

      Do teenagers do that in front on non-self-driving cars? I can't say I have seen anybody playing that game…

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Do teenagers do that in front on non-self-driving cars? I can't say I have seen anybody playing that game…

        I don't know about teenagers, but thieves/car jackers will love having the ability to have self driving cars bring them victims, and then automatically drive them away.

      2. Yugguy

        I've seen a few play chicken with cars on council estates in my time.

        Doing it against a human at the wheel though, always has the risk that he'll not stop, either deliberately or by inattention. The computer doesn't have this problem. Which I do appreciate is part of the argument FOR this system.

        You'll be there. In your giant, plastic goldfish bowl. Pressing GO. The car will lurch a few inches forward, then stop. You'll repeat this while the kid stands there giving you the finger.

        You get out.

        He legs it.

        You stand looking like an idiot.

        1. TopOnePercent
          Joke

          You'll look even more special when the car fails to notice and drives off without you!

      3. Intractable Potsherd

        @ ratfox

        You clearly have led a very fortunate life. I have lived in areas where kids would do this routinely, especially if they didn't recognise the car. One area I had to go for work purposes had a gang of adults who would do it - your option was to stop and be verbally abused/have the car damaged/get into a fight you were unlikely to win, or risk hitting the pair in the road (pre-mobile phone, so no easy way to call for help). The ability to do a reverse-flick was the only way to avoid problems, and usually got a round of applause if done well ...

    2. Fink-Nottle

      > So what happens when the teenagers figure if they step in front of this it will stop.

      Pedestrian collision avoidance will be a feature of 'ordinary' cars long before Google's autonomous cars are a thang.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        I used to have a car with an airbag for pedestrians under the bonnet. I never got to see if it worked or not.

  13. phil dude
    Thumb Up

    one less FUD bullet point...

    It would appear The Goog and being very subtle in their program.

    1) deliberately choose a small, practical, slow vehichle to refine the software/hardware.

    2) Since they are small, using them in companies and theme parks will probably be first.

    3) Every single journey they complete is more data...

    There is a circular argument regarding the safety of these vehicles, when modern cars driving by humans are colliding in all sorts of unfortunate way.

    A potential benefit of these vehicles will be that the liability becomes included in the vehicle, and the drivers insurance is only applicable when the driver is in control.

    One of the reasons the CA law is written the way it is, is because this is the intermediate form of the car. It will start with live driver, and eventually 99% of the most common use cases will be captures.

    This could be a massive boost for society, in providing the disabled a means of transport.

    Just watch the Corps/Gov screw it up for profit.

    P.

  14. Shonko Kid
    Joke

    "remove human error"

    Reminds me of an old CompSci proverb; To err is human, to completely fuck something up requires a computer.

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  16. Graham Cobb Silver badge

    Stop calling them "cars"

    What we need is to stop calling these "cars". The future is clearly driverless cars -- we all want all the benefits of personal, door-to-door transport, without the hassle and danger (and inefficiency) of human drivers.

    But, to be successful, the industry has to stop calling them "cars". We all have to stop thinking about them as cars -- they are just more sophisticated versions of the people movers at airports.

    People don't want someone telling them "you can't drive your car any more". And legislators need to make different laws for these new things -- you can't ask a person to take any responsibility if they have no controls, nor if they are not actively involved second-by-second -- anyone would lose concentration after a few minutes.

    Keep cars as what they are now and give these new, driverless things a new name -- for example "pod". Eventually people will stop bothering with cars, governments will make cars less and less attractive (pods won't need personal insurance, only pods will be able to use motorways, go into central London, use bus lanes, ...).

    Oh, and we need to get someone to take over from Google. I am looking forward to not having to drive, but I will pay extra not to need to tell any commercial company where I am going.

    1. Intractable Potsherd

      Re: Stop calling them "cars"

      I most certainly don't want "... all the benefits of personal, door-to-door transport, without the hassle and danger (and inefficiency) of human drivers"! I'd prefer to stick with the ridiculously low chance of an incident that causes death or injury to me or someone else in order to have some freedom and ability to exercise some control over my world. Driving is the most complex and dangerous (despite the tiny risk in most Western countries) thing most people do these days, and life will be diminished by removing it.

      That said, I would like the option of having a vehicle with enough room for me to get comfortable (so lots of leg-room) which will get me to a destination 400 miles away cheaply, quickly and using the fewest number of changes, whilst still being able to get some work done. Aircraft, trains and coaches fail on several of those requirements, so a self-driving car might fit the bill - though I still maintain that driving without due care and attention would prevent me working whilst being the nominal controller of the vehicle.

  17. Identity
    Black Helicopters

    What could go wrong?

    'Nuff said.

  18. imanidiot Silver badge

    I don't want one

    And I'm very sure I will NEVER want one. I vastly prefer to be driving myself than to be driven around by a computer, programmed by some unknown programmer, with unknown risk/deviation/accident handling routines.

    1. Graham Cobb Silver badge

      Re: I don't want one

      @imanidiot: THAT is why they need to change the word. Of course you don't want to give up your car. I am not sure I do either. But there are so many benefits to society that governments will make it MUCH more favourable for you to use your "pod" for more and more things (commuting, going on holiday, ...) that eventually you will find you haven't driven your real car for three months. At that point you might decide you don't need your car any more.

      But to get that point, they need to first sell you a "pod" as a supplement to your car, not as a replacement. Maybe first of all for commuting, where a 25MPH speed limit is fine because most of the commute is spent in traffic jams, and so you aren't worried about safety because the speeds are low, and it is great to be able to drink a cup of coffee and look at the sports pages on the way into work.

    2. Terry Barnes

      Re: I don't want one

      You're already being driven by a computer if your car is in any way modern. Accelerator response, steering assistance, braking response and ESP are all controlled by computers, programmed by "some unknown programmer".

      Do you ever fly? If so, I have some news for you...

      1. imanidiot Silver badge

        Re: I don't want one

        I have a car with very basic electronics. Throttle is done by cable (With some electronics for idle valve control and fuel injection. IE not entirely safety critical), brakes don't have esp, just ABS (Which is mostly mechanical in nature), hydraulic power steering (no computer involved), etc. And I'd think twice about buying a modern car that DID have all those mcguffins.

        And I fly regularly, albeit with the cables and pushrods kinds of planes. Even on a plane, the basic handling of the plane might be done by the computers, but the actual flying, the decision making, the collision avoidance, the navigation, etc is handled by humans in the more critical phases of flight. I can trust a computer to that point. But once you start mixing in other traffic and pedestrians, I wouldn't trust a computer to drive me around. Let alone fly me around.

        (And no, there isn't a single airplane control system out there that could handle 8 planes in close proximity trying to land on the same uncontrolled airfield. A human CAN do that however.)

  19. Scott Broukell
    Meh

    Meh

    I don't think humans will have much of a say in where these 'cars' go or what they get up to. One imagines that more often than not ones iGoggle_Fridge-o-matic will instruct the household Drivo-pod thingy (or one of the household fleet of thingies), to nip off down to the Morrisburys Drive-Through-Store and top up with groceries all be-twixt themselves, in a sort of Meals-on-wheels mode. Then, to complete the transaction, one will be pestered by a mobile 'Payment Authorisation Required' alert message, (right in the middle of a thoroughly engrossing planning meeting on migrating umpteen beellion systems to Windows 19), before your tea can begin it's journey home. So long as the fridge-o-matic instructions can be over-ridden by my need to get home from the office, then I suppose it's the way of the future.

    But I fancy I might be a bit of a maverick and occasionally take the old motor-car for a spin running on home-brewed ethanol, or sunnink.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Meh

      +1 for Morrisburys. Nice portmanteau, ('cept not quite so French, which is nice).

  20. Yugguy

    And, if you could somehow disable the avoidance system without trace, you could mow someone down with impunity.

    Or maybe I just watch too much scifi.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Another thing for people

    to hack from a wireless distance. I see problems in the future. Will I feel safe using this? No.

  22. Chika
    Trollface

    The new C5

    Wonder if Uncle Clive has an interest in this?

  23. Scott Broukell
    Meh

    But, but, officer . . . .

    "No, I'm sorry sir, but it's quite clear sir, from the Global Live Record of Everything Everywhere, that you weren't texting / browsing enough sir, whilst the car was driving sir. You can accept an on-the-spot fine of 200 Kredits or attend a Global Consum-a-Tron re-education course, which is it to be sir?"

    1. Mage Silver badge

      Re: But, but, officer . . . .

      "Yes you filthy non-consumer" The Car Avatar chips in "You were using email instead of Twitter, very selfish. That's why I called the cops."

  24. Nigel 11
    Coat

    When these things hit the road, the "drivers" won't need to see out. So maybe they'll go for privacy instead, and paint over all the transparent bits. Blue, maybe.

    Giving "BSOD" a whole new meaning?

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