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Microsoft has come up with a new way to market Internet Explorer to Asian customers, and it's a major departure from the kinds of ad campaigns we're used to seeing from Redmond here in the West. Inori Aizawa, the 'personification of IE' Here she is, Miss Internet Explorer Meet Inori Aizawa, Microsoft's latest spokeswoman. …

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      1. Big-nosed Pengie

        Re: re: next disaster will be:

        "I also noticed, she looked quite embarrassed in the end when she realised she was being filmed. "

        What's to be embarrassed about? She was just stroking her pussy.

        1. Fatman
          Coffee/keyboard

          Re: re: next disaster will be:

          What's to be embarrassed about? She was just stroking her pussy.

          YOU owe me a new monitor.

    1. Arthur 1

      Re: re: next disaster will be:

      Along these lines, check out what happens if you visit the internetexplorertan page from the article in Chrome vs in IE. That's actually kind of funny.

  1. spider from mars

    what's the fuss?

    If you have a passing familiarity with Asian culture, you'll know that in context this is completely unremarkable.

    If there's anything here to laugh at, it's that "inori" means "prayer". Which I don't think they've got :)

    1. Vociferous

      Re: what's the fuss?

      > If you have a passing familiarity with Asian culture, you'll know that in context this is completely unremarkable.

      Yes, that is true: two of the ugliest sides of Japanese and Korean culture are the outdated 50's gender roles and their bizarre blind spot for pedophilia, both of which are prominently featured in anime.

      1. Spleen

        Re: what's the fuss?

        The culture that gave the world the Catholic Church has no business lecturing anyone on a "bizarre blind spot for paedophilia".

        1. Vociferous

          Re: what's the fuss?

          > The culture that gave the world the Catholic Church

          Perhaps not. Which culture is that? The one which slapped the Catholic Church with roughly $1B in fines?

          1. Greg J Preece

            Re: what's the fuss?

            Perhaps not. Which culture is that? The one which slapped the Catholic Church with roughly $1B in fines?

            Problem solved!

  2. KarlLin

    If your not Asian, your opinion on this means nothing.

    Everyone, especially in Europe, always jumps on the Microsoft sucks train. I guess you all prefer your European born OS and browsers that have found such success in the World. I am even surprised MS has survived in Europe with all the socialist, anti-competitive measures(massive fines) they have been attacked with. But I guess someone has to help support the economies over here, since the locals have become so unproductive.

    The animation characters are used throughout Asia, with great success, to promote most software products. If Opera used the Simpsons, would that be terrible? No. Asia is a much more important and larger market, with people that actually have money, not credit. So why not adapt marketing to what our market responds to?

    1. sabroni Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      Re: That is what is referred to

      as a burn on you!

    2. Thecowking

      Re: If your not Asian, your opinion on this means nothing.

      You mean Linux and Android with the Europe born OS?

      Yeah, I do prefer them to Windows generally.

      The advert is specifically Japanese though, it would raise eyebrows across vast swathes of Asia, especially Southern and South Eastern. Well, maybe not in the Phillipines. It'll work well in Japan and probably South Korea though. South Korea's weird about IE.

      But hey, what do I know, I'm just a Brit who used to live in Beijing and happens to be ethnically Chinese. Not an American or Japanese.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: If your not Asian, your opinion on this means nothing.

      I have to admire your non-European ability to speak via that small equus. Awash with money in your ocean of $17 trillion debt.

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      @KarlLin

      You won't hear any of those comments from me. In fact; I'm a happy Win7 and Office 2010 user and I consider these two products to be quite solid. In fact; I even don't hate Microsoft Explorer all that much (although I commonly use SeaMonkey myself). Their "In-Private navigation" option for example is something I consider to be quite slick.

      It's not so much hating, but some of the things MS does seem hypocrite. Take this, not too shabby, Anime. You see that the old "RGBY" Windows logo is strongly visible there. But wasn't it Microsoft themselves which recently told us that this logo is now obsolete and that we should focus our love and attention on a new, mono coloured, logo?

      It's stuff like that which doesn't add up. "We now have a new Windows logo", "And here we promote our product with the logo which we recently called old and obsolete". It doesn't add up.

      And being an Anime fan myself I can't help notice that story-wise Microsoft are now flaunting with the storyline of another product. I mean; looking at this video I'd say the girl more personalizes Netscape than Explorer. Think about it: shot down by Microsoft on numerous occasions (trying to twist the web by changing standards into non-disclosed standards) and although Netscape was heavily wounded (which is a nice touch in this video IMO) they sure knew how to defend themselves from the onslaught which was Microsoft.

      THAT is an accurate look at history. Yet as Microsoft has done so many times they now seem to be trying and rewrite history. Worse yet: using the storyline of their "victim" to promote their own goods, how sick is that?

      This isn't hating, this is Microsoft pulling yet another odd move.

    5. Kubla Cant
      Headmaster

      Re: If your not Asian, your opinion on this means nothing.

      If you can't spell "you're", your opinion on this means nothing.

      1. Jamie Jones Silver badge

        Re: If your not Asian, your opinion on this means nothing.

        Hmmmm. I think the Taliban come out with a similar statement to this subject title, as do countries that have young girls marrying old men, and other places with laws we perceive as 'archaic' at best.

        Ok, I used extremes to prove the point (I'm not comparing Japanese to the Taliban etc.) but it shows that such a line of 'reasoning' is bogus.

    6. Gio Ciampa

      Re: If your not Asian, your opinion on this means nothing. (@KarlLin)

      And your first paragraph says the same about yours... (even if the second one is actually valid)

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Tentacles

    If browsers were anime, then it would have been more appropriate to portray IE as tentacles doing their 'thing' to us poor users/developers...

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Princess Robot Bubblegum!

    That transformation sequence (including the music!) awfully reminds me of the "Anime" episode which can be seen in Grant Theft Auto IV :-)

    In case you're wondering what this is all about then check out this page on the Rockstargames website (click "videos" at the bottom and you can see what I'm referring to).

    1. wowfood

      Re: Princess Robot Bubblegum!

      Anime reference, from rockstar, in a GTA game... Thats NSFW right?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        @Wowfood

        Well, there isn't anything directly explicit to be seen there but yeah; I wouldn't watch that while being at work.

        1. codeusirae

          Princess Robot Bubblegum ..

          @ShelLuser: "Well, there isn't anything directly explicit to be seen there but yeah; I wouldn't watch that while being at work."

          You do realize that 'Princess Robot Bubblegum' is taking the piss out of Anime?

          "Only a hypersexualized nerds fantasy can save humanity, by sleeping with it"

          http://www.rockstargames.com/IV/#?page=videos&content=princessrobot

          --

          re: the comments on this regarticle, I haven't laughed so much in ages ...

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    How far into the video does she have a "struggle cuddle" with something with tentacles?

  6. clean_state
    Alien

    Inari ?

    Change one letter and Inori becomes Inari, the japanese Fox-god. Inori means "prayer" by the way.

    Prayer, Fox, ... Firefox, ... Hmmm

  7. TitterYeNot
    Coat

    Wasteland

    So, the bombed out wasteland, is that an allegory for Windows 8?

    Sorry, couldn't resist, yes I'm going...

  8. Blarkon

    Linux version of this ...

    Is a fat bearded 40 something guy dressed up as a Japanese schoolgirl.

    1. Admiral Grace Hopper
      Flame

      Re: Linux version of this ...

      That's in my head now. I'm looking at the SLES build team and imagining ...

      I need mind bleach.

      Flammable material warning sign in the absence of the corrosive agent symbol.

    2. ecofeco Silver badge

      Re: Linux version of this ...

      Google linux tan

      NSFW

  9. Kubla Cant
    Linux

    When I was younger...

    When I was younger, I used to be a clumsy, slow and awkward girl.

    However, just like the story of ugly duckling, people told me that I have really matured and changed over the years. I feel confident in my abilities now, and I'm eager to show you what I can do.

    Pass the sick-bag, Alice.

    I suppose this is some kind of confession, and it should read:

    When I was younger I was a crap browser that didn't comply with standards and I caused the proliferation of invalid HTML pages.

    However, just like the story of ugly duckling, people told me that I have really matured and changed over the years. Unfortunately, it's too late. By the time I became a swan there were lots of other swans, and many people liked penguins more, so nobody cared.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Tired of hearng the same old bull muck!

    I've used IE for years and years!

    Why do I never experience the problems so may claim to experience? (it's just MS bashing so they can claim to be superior)

    I've tried others, but they always have their faults that I just can't get away with.

    IE for me please.

    Let the "BLA BLA BLA" begin!

    1. TheOtherHobbes

      Re: Tired of hearng the same old bull muck!

      "I've used IE for years and years!"

      Pervert.

      1. wowfood

        Re: Tired of hearng the same old bull muck!

        I think IE has been a good browser for a while now, but IE6 was god awful and it drove many people away. Most people haven't gone back. I moved from IE to Firefox, to chrome, nothing against IE really, just personal preference (except IE6 or earlier)

    2. Kubla Cant

      Re: Tired of hearng the same old bull muck!

      I've used IE for years and years!

      I don't think IE is vilified for the user experience it offers. The earlier versions, especially IE6, were a source of numerous problems for web developers and designers because they failed to adhere to HTML standards in some quite important ways. This has nothing to do with "MS bashing", unless you think that whatever Microsoft does is the de-facto standard.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Only glasses can be emasculating

    MS must have noted the general reaction to "Emasculating Smartphomes" and thought since they can'd be emasculating there must be reason. I'm calling my MS-Phone cousin to ask how's life.

    That will definitely attract more ladies into STEM careers.

    MS got it right this time, eh Googlers?

  12. Andrew Moore

    I liked...

    ...how Steve Ballmer appeared at the end of the battle.

    1. arctic_haze

      Re: I liked...

      She waked up just before he started to yell "Developers, developers, developers".

      Makes sense. This reminded her she had work to do. Even if it was only her homework.

  13. Longrod_von_Hugendong
    Holmes

    When I was younger, I used to be a clumsy, slow and awkward...

    And windows still is - oh, sorry you mean ie - awkward doesn't really describe it, try pile of crap festering on man y crap computers ruining the day of the human race. I think *that* is a better description.

  14. Colin Miller

    Is that a Microsoft ergonomic keyboard she's using?

    BTW, this sort of thing is called Moe anthropomorphism.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    OK,, now that I have actually watched the video...

    IE developer team wish fulfillment? I'm not saying it's bad marketing though.

  16. asmb

    Marketing in asia

    fap fap fap

  17. IGnatius T Foobar
    Happy

    Use the proper terminology

    Use the proper terminology please. It's not "anime" anymore. They have returned to their roots and re-embraced the original term: "Japanimation."

    1. Suricou Raven

      Re: Use the proper terminology

      Anime: An English word derived from a Japanese word derived from a French word derived from an English word derived from another English word derived from a Latin word.

      At this point, I'm surprised there are still two syllables left in common with the starting point.

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Not only a woman, but an object too!

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

      I thought object orientation was out and functional in?

  19. Greg J Preece

    Is it bad that I quite like this thing? I saw it the other day and the animation/design is pretty impressive. You have to admit, it's a step up from the 90s Microsoft ads. Who else remembers "W-w-w-Windows, Windows, 386!"

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Is it bad that I quite like this thing?

      Yes.

      1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

        Re: Is it bad that I quite like this thing?

        No.

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Rip off

    I wouldn't be surprised if they get sued. They ripped off the character as well bits of the background music theme from a game character that appears in Capcom's Street Fighter, Sakura.

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
      Facepalm

      Re: Rip off

      Maybe the Daicon IV intro makers should sue everybody

      DAICON IV OPENING ANIMATION, 1981

      1. ecofeco Silver badge
        Thumb Up

        Re: Rip off

        Maybe the Daicon IV intro makers should sue everybody

        DAICON IV OPENING ANIMATION, 1981

        OK, that was funny as hell!! Good find.

  21. Paul Hovnanian Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    Geek's Dream Girl/Browser

    Cute, doesn't do much. And submits to practically any questionable request.

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