Man sues Apple for allowing him to become addicted to porn A self-confessed porn addict is sueing Apple after he claims he became so hooked on watching rude videos that his wife left him. Tennessee man Chris Sevier, 36, has filed a 50-page complaint with the state's supreme court in which he slams the fruity firm for failing to install a blue movie filter on new devices. He wants …
Plaintiff wins, gets costs & possibly some damages
Plaintiff loses, pays own costs, may have to pay other sides costs, but not necessarily.
Plaintiff judged such a fuckwit that they have to pay other side's costs + massive fine for wasting courts time.
We have the same problem here (in a less extreme form) where no-win, no-fee suits against public organisations such as the NHS are effectively risk free, and where the costs of settling are less than the costs of going to court the organisations just swallow the bill. Which means the taxpayers do.
Perfect, my typing skills, using just one hand and half an eye are almo...whoooaa wobbly bits, hairy no tails, arrgghh, fnah fnah, kipperbang urrrghhh....yes it works perfectly.
Yes, on a scale of one to five I'd give it five fingers up...oh God, my experiment is out of control, I'm jizzed for the rest of my sordid life, arrrgh, bottoms, lipstick round the nipples, great googly booglies.
Where's my lawyer?
" Worst of all, the filing reads, none of the shiny happy fanbois and fangurlz at the Apple store warned him what arousing evils were lurking out there on the internet."
It's because they made the mistake, which most people would prior to speaking with him, of assuming he had any common sense. Clearly everyone knows that the internets only true purpose is for porn; they even have informational videos using clever lyrics to tell us what the internets is for.
Sadly Apple isn't to blame, but apparently neither is Chris.
read the contract before you buy
5 C. You understand that by using any of the Services, you may encounter content that may be
deemed offensive, indecent, or objectionable, which content may or may not be identified as
having explicit language, and that the results of any search or entering of a particular URL may
automatically and unintentionally generate links or references to objectionable material.
Nevertheless, you agree to use the Services at your sole risk and that Apple shall have no
liability to you for content that may be found to be offensive, indecent, or objectionable
found this for the license agreement 5 c iphone/ipad& the Mac OS x
6 c for safari for mac
case closed
Now, I know that Apple corps may seem to be omni-present of late, but if we're really going to lay blame and go back to the "original sin", don't you think the guy who first came up with the Apple idea (no, not Steve) should have the blame for this guy's downfall placed firmly at his feet? I mean, who else gave him the hands, eyes and appendages which made him capable of committing these self-debasing acts?
Hey, you can get rid of you're iPad, but hey, you'll still have your hands etc. You KNOW what to do, homeboy, SNIP....
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