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Pope Benedict announced his resignation today, becoming the first pope to relinquish the leadership of the Catholic Church in six centuries - and just months after becoming the first pontiff to join Twitter. The 85-year-old will step down at the end of the month, clearing the way for a conclave to elect his successor. He is …

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    1. The Indomitable Gall

      Re: As a Hitler Youth volunteer...

      Right, let's put this to rest once and for all most Germans of his age were in the Hitler youth. You can't hold him responsible for that.

      But most Germans of his age haven't knowingly aided and abetted paedophiles in their evasion of justice. You can hold him responsible for that.

  1. P.Nutt

    Well theres your problem......

    Alarmed at his 'it was the voices in my head that told me to retire' statement. Voices? Plural?

  2. teebie

    @pontifex

    surely this belongs to his employer (God?), rather than the individual, so he'll have to include the password in the handover documents he gives his successor, or risk being given a bad reference.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: @pontifex

      " or risk being given a bad reference."

      It would be interesting to hear the conversation when he finally meets his venerable predecessor St Peter at the Pearly Gates - the Highest Court. Scoring all the boxes - and then it gets to "little children" and Peter repeats the Lord's criteria:

      "But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea."

  3. Dr_N

    Maybe in 50 years time...

    ... we'll find out the real reason behind this abdication.

    My conspiracy theory? It probably involves children, or Nazis, or both.

    TTFN "God's Rottweiler"....

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Maybe in 50 years time...

      Possibly Dan Brown now has a theme for his next novel.

  4. regadpellagru
    Thumb Up

    Kudos to him, really

    I'm not religious, and I certainly never was a big fan of this Pope (I never cared really, since I'm convinced universe was created by a couple of dices thrown). But geez, get the negationists back in church, for Pete's sake !

    However, I think the guy needs our hats off for having the courage to resign, as this is not really the fashion of the company. I can imagine all the court faces around him when he announced that ...

    I'm sure I would do the same if being forced to do my current job, when I'm 85 ...

    So long mate, have a deserved rest !

  5. Cameron Colley

    He was just upset about his team missing a star player.

    Knowing the church never recruited Mr Saville must be a constant source of embarassment. My guess is he now wants to work for the BBC.

  6. Sceptic Tank Silver badge
    Trollface

    Theme on an old joke

    He's off to go and party. He read the original scriptures in the library and discovered somebody made a typo many, many, many (many...) years ago. The original script says "celebrate".

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Pope resigns shortly after joining Twitter.

    Just like Jason Manford.

  8. Anonymous Coward 15

    As a practising Catholic I thought I might confirm that this is pretty sudden- they didn't know about it at Mass yesterday evening.

    1. zanto
      Pint

      another practising Catholic on the reg forums? i thought i was the only one.

      I guess i understand what it must feel like for someone who's gay to come out of the closet a few years back.

      1. Stratman
        Happy

        That's three of us then

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Some of my best friends are Catholics. I know what topics cause them grief and avoid raising them. Like all such organisations one reserves appropriate criticism for the leaders - not the infantry. I still remember the anguish of friends in the 1970s who had expected their use of artificial contraception to be approved as part of the modernisation.

          The recent vitriolic campaign against same-sex Civil Marriage did the Church no favours in English public opinion. Especially when Jacob Rees-Mogg MP in a radio interview starts by saying that in matters like this "I take my whip from the hierarchy of the Roman Catholic Church". Private conscience is one thing - blind obedience to a foreign state is something else.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "Practising" Catholic?

      I've always thought that particular phrase makes it sound like the whole 'love thy neighbour' thing is a bit too difficult and just doesn't come naturally, so you really have to work at it...

      I gave up on the whole thing after noticing that some Catholics still weren't particularly nice people after 30, 40 or even 50+ years of "Practising"!

  9. Naughtyhorse

    He's just keeping us off-ballance

    after all...

    <all together now> No one expects the spanish inquisition!

  10. Sooty

    Is it wrong

    That my first thoughts when I heard this were "what scandalous story from his past has just been discovered by the press that could be broken any day?"

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    http://www.crystalinks.com/papalprophecies.html

    "Saint Malachy (1094 - November 2, 1148) was known as great prophet. While in Rome in 1139 he received a vision showing him all the Popes from his day to the end of time. According to these prophecies, only two Popes remaining after John Paul II."

    1. Michael Dunn

      Two Popes after John Paul II?

      Here we are then: all those poor deluded people who thought that the Mayan prophecies predicted the end if the world in 2012 _must_ have been wrong, since St Malachy had prophesied that there would still be another Pope's reign to go.

  12. J.G.Harston Silver badge

    Retirement!

    He's *retiring* not resigning. Everything said about his actions describes "retire" not "resign", and until the child-fiddling photos come to light or the missing money is discovered, it's "retire".

    1. Captain TickTock
      Facepalm

      Re: Retirement!

      not if you read the BBC coverage.

    2. Naughtyhorse

      Re: Retirement!

      Ahhh now!

      that money was just resting in his account

    3. Don Jefe

      Re: Retirement!

      He can't actually resign, he does not have anyone to resign to. He is abdicating, which he can do.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Angel

    Pope Benedict is retiring a few months after getting involved in social media??

    No doubt to concentrate on playing Mafia Wars and watching cat videos on YouTube!!

    (I can has free time!!)

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Pope Benedict is retiring a few months after getting involved in social media??

      So nothing in the Stasi files then?

      Or is it horsemeat in the confessional wafers..... not so much 'the body of christ', more 'christ what's in the biscuits'?

      AC to keep the zealots at bay ......

  14. Robert Helpmann??
    Childcatcher

    Re: Thank God!

    @The Indomitable Gall: Now totally definitely agnostic.

    So you are now completely sure that you are unsure as to the nature of life, the universe, and everything?

    1. The Indomitable Gall

      Re: Thank God!

      Yes, but more than that, I am now completely sure that I can never be anything other than completely unsure as to the nature of life, the universe and everything? (I'm also completely sure that I don't use the "Oxford comma" -- I'm not from Oxford!)

      I was mostly agnostic when I was Catholic, because I accepted on a fundamental level that even the most unshakeable faith is not "certainty", merely "faith".

  15. ADJB

    You all seem to have missed the obvious downside to all this. It means there is going to be a new series of "Pope idol" on TV.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Well the voting panel has already been rigged so that no matter who wins - they will be singing off the same hymn sheet as the retiring Pope.

      Predictions:

      1) the Roman Catholic Church will split along liberal and conservative lines. The former will be in the developed western countries - the latter in Asia, Africa, and South America. Once again the prospect of two, or more, Popes leading the separate groups.

      2) the Anglican Communion will split along liberal and conservative lines. The former will be in the developed western countries - the latter mostly in Asia, Africa, and South America.

      3) the liberal groups will form an alliance to try to benefit the poor and downtrodden. The conservative groups will enter a state of war, figurative or literal - sacrificing their followers in trying to prove which is the most fundamental in their biblical adherence.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        the Roman Catholic Church will split along liberal and conservative lines

        Why would the conservatives be in South America, where Liberation Theology got started?

        I'd hope they'd be sending missionaries to the North and East to preach against capitalism.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: the Roman Catholic Church will split along liberal and conservative lines

          "Why would the conservatives be in South America, where Liberation Theology got started?"

          It started there - but I seem to remember the Vatican stamping heavily on those priests who sided with the peasants. The same can be seen in the USA today with the Vatican's disbanding of nuns' "feminist" groups.

          There was also the case of a mother and doctor who were excommunicated by Brazilian bishops. Their religious sin was a legal abortion on a 9 year old girl who had been raped - and was pregnant with twins. Her attacker was not excommunicated.

          http://www.examiner.com/article/doctor-who-performed-abortion-on-9-year-old-rape-victim-excommunicated

          In recent years the Vatican has lost its hold on the congregations in USA, Ireland, Spain, Germany, and Italy - to name a few. It damaged itself badly in the UK recently by trying to order its congregations, including school children, to sign petitions against several civil law changes.

          Pope Benedict has reversed several liberalising trends. His new cardinal appointments, over half of those eligible to vote, all appear aimed at producing a conservative successor.

  16. Simon Harris
    Coat

    Meat

    With all the dodgy meat going around Europe, I see the KFC in the Vatican is cleaning up its act and is taking the Rat Zinger off the menu.

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Popes and Presidents

    So does he get to keep his title of Pope like US Presidents do, or do we have to now call him eggs-Benedict?

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  19. bag o' spanners

    Follow the money.

    The Italian bloc at the Vatican Casino have had enough of him. He's failed to whitewash their dodgy property dealings, relentless banking irregularities, child molesting, right wing and mob connections, and general medieval hysteria.

    He had them by the balls as Torquemada-in-Chief, but as a titular head of state, he's a toothless figurehead who can't say anything about the crooks around him without toppling the house of cards that keeps his saggy arse in the clouds.

    They deliberately promoted him to a position beyond his competence to get him off their backs. In the same way our glorious despotic rulers throw a Chief Whip into the role of Party Chairman when he's getting too big for his boots. Plus ca change.

  20. Zmodem

    I will go for, could'nt care

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I guess he could always retire to Craggy Island?

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