@Fibbles (Was: Re: @Lamont Cranston (was: Surely...))
So-called "quickies" are good ... Hint for all the kids in the audience: Pick a simple pocket token. The first time around, keep it secretly ready for when your .sig-other is having a really bad day. Hand it to 'em, explaining that "this is a freebie, but any time you want a quickie, anywhere, pass it to me, and we'll find a way ASAP ... next time it's my turn, and I hand it back to you, and etc.". Works wonders, if you & your partner trust each other. I've suggested this to various folks over the years, all have thanked me :-)
 If you don't, why are you still partners? Move on, already!
 Ours is an alumin(i)um bit of Ford 427ci piston skirt that my wife grenaded when I was teaching her the fine points of 200MPH+ drag racing ... she was in tears because she broke the motor. The tears turned to embarrassed giggles, which is what I was after.
 PM suggested valve-train failure, probably my fault. I picked the piece off the track at about the 50 foot mark. 20 years ago. I have absolutely no idea how the idea popped into my head.