Dear Mrs. May
You ask: "The people who say they’re against this bill need to look victims of serious crime, terrorism and child sex offences in the eye and tell them why they’re not prepared to give the police the powers they need to protect the public."
Allow me to rephrase that in terms that might, possibly, help you understand why spending £1.8bn. on such a moronic abbreviation of traditional freedoms hard-won in not one, but two major wars is a terrible idea:
"The people who say they are for this bill need to look the many thousands of victims of road traffic accidents in the eye and explain why their lives are worth so much less than those this bill claims to be protecting."
There are literally thousands of men, women and children who are being killed or maimed on the UK's roads every single year. Why are their lives not worth such an investment? Why are such crimes as running children over considered less 'important' than saving the far smaller number of lives affected by sex offenders, paedophiles and terrorists*. To paraphrase a WW2 veteran's comment at the time of the 7/7 bombings in London: "F*ck you! We've been bombed by professionals!" This is the same country that stood up to the Germans during the Blitz of WW2. We're better than this.
There were 1901 deaths and 23122 serious injuries during 2011 on the UK's roads. [Source.] Why are their deaths and injuries tolerated more easily? Are all lives not equally valuable? Why should the severe maiming of a child by a drunk driver matter less than the injury of the same child at the hands of a paedophile, despite the former being far more likely?
£1.8bn. would save an awful lot more lives if invested in improving pedestrian and road safety—perhaps by setting up a dedicated "Road Patrol" arm of the police force? – than any amount pissed up the wall on dubious ICT-related projects that no British government in living memory has ever managed to implement successfully, on time, or even on budget. Or, frankly, with any understanding of its ramifications.
Madam, you are not qualified to even begin to specify an ICT project of this magnitude as you clearly have no clue how computers and the Internet actually work. All you will achieve by ramming through this Bill is pushing paedophile networks onto VPNs, which are impossible for any ISP to track and trace in any way: all the data is encrypted, including the addresses of websites, the contents (and headers) of emails, etc.
A far better Bill would be one that improved the numbers of police on the ground, increased the numbers working in intelligence, and also helped train as many police as possible in advanced IT skills that go beyond merely understanding how to switch on a PC and use Microsoft Word to write their umpteen reports. (Oh yes: streamline the procedures too if you could. Paperwork really shouldn't be taking up 30% of the policeman's time; it's woefully inefficient.)
The many incompetent civil servants you are charged with managing have become a laughingstock with regard to IT security and privacy thanks to their singular inability to stop leaving laptops and important data lying around on trains and in other public areas due to forgetfulness. (Never mind that such data should NEVER have been downloaded to such devices in the first bloody place.)
So, no, we in the IT community wouldn't trust any current MP or Minister to successfully write a Bill like this. You're doing it wrong. Seriously. Stop. Please. And tell your peers and colleagues to please stop embarrassing themselves – and our nation – by vomiting up so many dumb Bills like this. It'd also help if you stopped listening to clearly biased "consultants" who have no interest in giving the taxpayer value for money, but every interest in giving themselves lucrative slices of any IT pies.
Yours,
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Me.
* (What the hell are "terrorists" even doing on this list? The UK has been fighting terrorists since first member of the IRA chucked a bomb into a pub. What makes Al Qaeda so bloody special that, suddenly, nearly a century of experience is worthless and needs to be 'helped' by yet more pointless and dangerous intrusions into our privacy and freedoms? Your Bill will do absolutely nothing to improve matters.)