Everything Everywhere will change its identity before the end of 2012 - but will NOT merge its Orange and T-Mobile brands, which will continue to confuse punters indefinitely. Orange and T-Mobile are, and will remain, consumer brands for Everything Everywhere, the UK's largest mobile operator. EE will announce a new moniker in …
A late point
"And notice how ALL the BT companies contain the word - BT! So you at least carry your reputation forward and have an idea of who their parent company is, and can avoid as necessary (not so for "PlusNet", but that's another issue entirely)."
Most of the BT companies, you forgot Openreach.
"We Have All The 4G Ner Ner Ner"?
Brand? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Brand
GUGU GUGU (4G4U, geddit, 4G for you? Ah fuhgeddaboutit, if you have to explain it, it sucks, right?)
Dumbpipe And Proud
Re: Brand? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Brand
Keith is a good one.
The Angry Bird Facilitation Company
There's even an orange angry bird now to use as their logo.
"The Portable Cellular Telephonic Device Company, PLC". Rolls right off the tongue.
No service + Orange + T-Mobile =
A hand grabbing mobile data by the balls?
I know, I know....
The very sad but this is what they came up with answer is "thirteen"
I know someone that works there and they had to sign a non-disclosure agreement when inside the UK, so we went outside they UK and they told me.
I did know the reasons were 2013 launch date and some others I have since forgotten.
Anon because they could tracke me...
Re: I know, I know....
A nice lucky number too :)
As they can't make their mind up on a name, how about.....
"QuestionMark" and the logo could be "?"
Bullshit tax dodge
OK, I'll have a shot...
G4G (G4, or Go for Gold) - I actually like that!
I think the first two could neither be understood, nor spelled by the average customer.
CC (Congealed Conglomerate)? Nah. Sounds like the end-result of a wet dream.
HEY!!! One brand name coming up for grabs really soon!!! NOKIA ! Oh, wait - what impression does that give? Maybe not.
Sir, me Sir, I know, I know...
All Your (cellular) Base (station)s Are Belong To Us
Nobody cares what we're called we just own it all anyway
ACME (my favourite)
Well, it's got to have an X in the name because X is cool, it should also start with a small i because, no idea. Ideally it'll have a Z in there aswell because who uses Z these days? it's got to be cutting edge though which means it also has to start with an e- to show it's e-credentials so I suggest....
e-iZX which as you can see just rolls off the tongue.
#Old McDonald had a farm, e, i.
It will probably end up some shit like; Duo or Dynamic Duo therefore leading to Borange and T-robile.
Maybe Tange? That'll be a good one for the cool kids.. "what network you on Chantelle? I'm on Tange babe, it's like well good". And they could get Amy Childs to front it or some other Essex great. Tange Wednesdays! I think I am on to something here.....
In fact, I submit.... Tange!
Paris... Well somes Tange up, vacuous shit.
As a customer of theirs, they'll know where to send the cheque.
Orange + T, clearly.
It's in the Artilce...
Creative Concepts in Communications Retailing And Phones
"False Competition", because that's precisely what it is when a company sells the exact same thing under two different brands.
Or "Cartel Communications".
Why not call it Central United Network Traffic?
Has a nice ring to it
Some suggestions, and one silly one.
Masters (they erect masts)
Us (join us! be happy with us!)
Better (you can't beat us, we are better!)
The Spheres (music of...)
Gridsquares (implying coverage)
I'm late to the party
But I believe in the KISS principle, so;
The Mobile Phone Co.
Bland, unthreatening, and unimaginative at first glance, but showing their true aspirations to own it all. You know, like 'Word'.
Poor Service All The Time.
Keith or Dave
Please don't call it "Keith",
or "Dave" after Rodney,
as I would be compelled to purchase something from them.
I'd also pick "Je ne Regrette Rien" followed by "I can't get no satisfaction" and "why are we waiting" as their on hold music for customer services.
I wouldn't need a ringtone, as no service, no calls.
'cos we're buggered if we know.
What ever next...
So we have Avodaphone
We used to have One To None
They can rehash some old ads then...
The futures bright, the futures Blancmange
Outsourced Telecommunication Services Ltd
Tuper Tel Ltd or Outsourced Telecommunication Services Ltd
If you have a technical problem... and you can find them...
Lets get proper retro ...
One 2 One is quite old, but lets get back in the 80s when hair was stupid and phones were larger Smart for2.
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