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A Manchester woman who took a tumble from her Wii Fit board is suffering an earth-moving side effect of the Nintendo-related mishap: she's now a nymphomaniac. "Randy" Amanda Flowers, 24, was diagnosed with "persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve", the Daily Star explains. She's susceptible to the "slightest …

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  1. Andus McCoatover
    Joke

    NOT Interested.

    I've become more choosy, as I await my free bus-pass to arrive.

    I've decided that the essential qualifications for any woman who wants a 'nice piece of pork' from me must have no GCSE's, loads of cheap bling, fake Burberry coat (aren't fakes and the real thing both made in China??) and absolutely essentially, an ASBO for, er, nocturnally 'bothering' the neighbours.

    Oh, Manchester's out. Mutht be an Ethex lath.

    But, at my age, I can't be fuc*king arsed. (er, oops...)

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  2. Anonymous Coward
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    Someone want to buy a Wii fit?

    <sad music>

    My wife and I have had one since it first came out and I can assure you that THIS (very sadly) is a 1 in a billion occurance! And while it has helped us both lose quite a bit of weight and she looks even more beautiful than the very day I met her 15 years ago, her labido hasn't increased one iota.

    </sad music>

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    1. HFoster
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      It's not a WiiFit

      ... but here's the World's Smallest Violin.

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    2. scottboy
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      Re: Someone want to buy a Wii fit?

      You're obviously using the wrong exercise technique. To increase the size of your wife's labido you're probably going to have to do something that involves small weights and patience, or possibly some kind of vacuum appliance. I'd Google it for you, but have Safesearch turned on.

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    3. Andus McCoatover
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      That'll teach me to read the whole post..

      I thought you and your missus had only "had one" in the three years since "it" came out.....

      Oh, Gawd, re-read it after a pint or three. (I've bought you one - see icon)

      Sorry, couldn't resist.

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  3. John A Blackley

    Lack of information

    Notice these articles never specify which nerve it is or how to damage it on purpose?

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  4. Anonymous Coward
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    Imagination

    ..Sometimes its better than looking at the pictures posted.

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  5. SoltanGris
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    Free Wii's for all Ms Bee's.

    I can afford to buy a few hunderd of those there Wii thingies to hand out .

    Maybe this could be a repeatable 'accident'.

    I want to see a episode of BullShit with Penn n Teller doing a re-enactment of the

    series of events that led up to this wondrous development.

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  6. Anonymous Coward
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    RE: The piccies

    Assuming that is her, I would say although she is not model standard she is not exactly grotesque either.

    Guys complaining about not enough sex: perhaps if you did one or more of the following you might get it more often:

    -actually being nice to your partner

    -helping around the house once in a while

    -losing some weight and getting your hair cut

    -getting a woman in the first place

    -not being such a dick

    -showering occasionally (change your clothes regularly too)

    The one consistent factor in *you* not getting sex is, well, you.

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    1. ElReg!comments!Pierre
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      Paris Hilton

      Doing it wrong

      «getting your hair cut»

      If long hair hinders your horizontal tango abilities, you're doing it wrong.

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  7. Anonymous Coward
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    nympho?

    nympho? If they're that sensitive, isn't it just like premature ejac?

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  8. The_Police!
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    Superstud?

    There is an app for that!

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