back to article WTF is this country called America?

You'd think that an elite special forces hack like our very own Lewis Page would be au fait with an atlas, but he's sadly not, according to one rather disgruntled reader. Lewis unwisely kicked off this piece with: "An alliance of boffins from Oxford University and Virginia, America..." Oh no. Cue a fit of pique from one Lorne …

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  1. TallicadaZ
    Coffee/keyboard

    @ No, I will not fix your computer

    One new keyboard please!

  2. Charlie van Becelaere

    Ah, but what about Mexico?

    In all the rush to be "correct" about the names of the United States of America and the Dominion of Canada, you all seem to have ignored their neighbours to the South. The actual name of that country is the United Mexican States - all right, it's really Estados Unidos Mexicanos, but I didn't want to get too pedantic on a Friday.

    ¡Olé!

  3. Jason Togneri
    FAIL

    @ Mike Richards

    "And the left-hand quarter of Iceland; which (depending on your definition) is also (or indeed is not) part of Scandinavia."

    No it isn't. As previously stated, "Scandinavia" is comprised only of Denmark, Sweden and Norway (being, as they are, directly connected to the Scandinavian Mountains from which they get their communal name - Norway and Sweden to either side, and Denmark at the tail end).

    Denmark + Sweden + Norway = Scandinavia (geographical)

    Scandinavia + Finland + Iceland = Nordic (cultural)

    There is no matter of opinion about it. It is simply fact - in exactly the same way as the distinction between GB vs. UK is a geographical vs. political distinction.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Who cares?

    In the U.S., we use the terms "U.S.", "United States", and "America" interchangeably when we refer to ourselves. So does most everyone else on the planet. If we are referring to the continents, we always say "North America", "Central America", or "South America".

    If we are talking about Canada, we use the word "Canada" or "north of the border" (or "the 51st state" if we want to mock them).

    We get to call ourselves "America" because we are the third most populous country in the world. Although Canada is second largest in area, it's #36 in population. And only the population talks.

  5. JaitcH
    Badgers

    I say tomAtoes and you say tomARtoes ...

    The U.S. of A. means the United States of America. Americans, who come from America, refer to their country as the United States or just the States.

    The geographical part of the world is North America and includes Canada, the USA and Mexico.

    The term 'AmericaS' refers to the co-joined areas of North and South America.

    Limeys are British; Canucks are Canadians and Yanks/Gringo's are Americans.

  6. raving angry loony

    pedantry

    So long as people don't call Canadians or Mexicans "Americans", there should be less blood on the ground. I guess if they call it "the United States of America", then there's an "America" in there.

    It's a bit like calling people from Northern Irish "British" because that's the occupying power of the day. Or calling the Scots "English" because they happen to almost speak the language. Luckily the Canadians I know are rather peaceful folks, who don't rip peoples throats out and shit down the hole when some geographically challenged Daily Mail reading mouth breathing wanker can't be bothered to use the right term.

  7. Bill 7

    "Baffin", not Boffin

    It's a place in Canada, actually.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Paris, France?

    While it's true that United States of Americans (well you tell me, United Statesians?) say things like 'Paris, France' or 'London, England' to distinguish the real cities from the fake ones in the US, no one else in the world does this. Generally no one else feels the need to boast that they've been within touching distance of somewhere with a slice of culture and a history dating back further than last Wednesday.

    I suppose it's entirely possible Lewis was taking the piss, in fact I'm almost certain that this was the reasoning behind 'Virginia, America'.

    What always amused me was that while those living in the colonies are aware of the fact most European countries feature more than one city, they invariably believe that everyone lives in the capital.

    "Are you going home to London for Thanks Giving this year?"

    "I've never lived in London and no one in England feels any particular gratitude towards the native populace of North America for not just letting those puritan wankers starve to death. I believe the short piece of history following the event proves how much better off they'd be not living on reservations that curiously seem to be relocated with the discovery of any sort of natural resource European Americans would like to own. Okay I admit it, we're a bit annoyed that you still haven't delivered that shipment of tea you promised us several hundred years ago. What did you do, throw it away?"

    A couple of points.

    America is the country all your fellow Canadians seem to spend a lot of time illegally emigrating to.

    Boffins are the people who showed you how to get to access to that black liquid under the ground and how to it can be used for something other than powering Zambonis and whaling ships.

  9. fnordianslip

    USAians Army?

    Hmm. i remember playing a 'puter game called "America's Army", developed for the, er, "US Army". Now I'm confused who exactly the game portrayed, and who commissioned it.

    Perhaps the USA should clarify the situation by pulling a Hitler and annexing all of their continental neighbours. Then they could call themselves something simpler.

  10. Pat Volk
    Alien

    Maybe I'm being Captain Obvious here, but...

    The thing I found odd (and maybe missed by the canucklehead) is not the reference to America, but I was wondering where in Virginia. I know Oxford is a collection of colleges like 20 or so, but there are quite a few possibilities in Virginia. For example, Virginia is the home of black helicopters (Langley), the Pentagon (Alexandria), and GWAR (Richmond, VCU I think). There's higher tech in Blacksburg (Va. Tech) and artsy pastoral schools in Fredericksburg. Maybe Dave Matthews was involved.

    I wish the Reg would cover the research being conducted at the Slave Pit though, because of the Antartic ice melting.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    America

    Hmm, I thought America was a song sung to the tune of God Save the Queen...

  12. Can U See Kay
    Pint

    Dialect and Idiom

    The (very poorly and rudely articulated) point of the original commentard is that not all people refer to the U.S as America, and in Canada, it gets under our fingernails. The author is writing, I assume, for an international audience and should avoid idioms that piss off his readers.

    By NO means do I want to imply that the word "boffins" should be replaced by "a team of expert scientists" or anything like that. I found the definition on the Web, so can he.

    Now I off down the pub for a pint (that's 20oz for you Americans) and a bite of still-beating seal heart.

  13. ian 22

    So do Canadians...

    ...claim to be American when the Iranians chant "Death to America"? Thought not.

    When threatened by yobs in England, do they say "Don't hit me, I'm Canadian!"? Thought so.

    So when push comes to shove, the Canadians deny being American- which I would think leaves the field to the yanks. Sorted.

  14. Maty
    Pint

    Thing is

    Canadians and Mexicans have a name for themselves. Its called a demotic.

    The Inhabitants of the USA call themselves Americans because they are, even if they are not the ONLY Americans. However, they have to use that because they have never organized a demotic just for themselves. Usanians?

    But the Reg's idiot commentator is both wrong, and even more of an idiot because he is patronizing at the same time. The USA is that relatively small country south of Canada. There's more of North America in Canada than there is in the USA.

    Anyway, God bless America - and I'm quite happy for that to include Canada.

    Beer because mine's a Molson - a great (Canadian) American drink.

  15. PipzUK

    It works both ways

    I once had quite a heated debate with a Canadian who insisted I was "European" despite my insistance I was English - and only saw the light when I told her that by that logic she was an "American"

  16. Ken 16 Silver badge
    Linux

    if it's not a Country, it must be a Western

    and the seals were asking for it!

    Vive Les Habs!

  17. Andrew Rodland
    FAIL

    Look how many people used "Mexico"!

    So many people complaining about the use of "America" as a common name for the United States of America, but none of you seem to have a problem using "Mexico" to mean los Estados Unidos Mexicanos -- the United Mexican States.

  18. JT2008
    Dead Vulture

    Well then ...

    Hulk Hogan's theme song, "I am a real American" was just his way of saying "I am not real".

    Makes perfect sense to me.

  19. Marvin the Martian
    FAIL

    Hurrah for spelling/grammar/etc nazis

    @AC 12h56 <<"Sadly, there are ignoramuses from all countries..."

    Should that not be 'ignorami'? [...] plural of virus [...] virii>>

    AghfhgF why are pedants wrong 90% of the time?? Show me a dictionary that says virii! The wikipedantia dictionary perhaps.

    You're writing English, right, not latin? You know how english plurals work? Or do you keep plurals in their original language, say Tupinamba for jaguar, and so forth?

    GFGFfkjrh. Assclown.

  20. Sean Timarco Baggaley
    WTF?

    So many idiots...

    ... so little time.

    Context, people! Context!

    This is The Register, a UK-based online content creator and publisher. The language it is written in is known as "English". There are a number of known versions of English, but the ".co.uk" in the URL should make it clear that the original "UK English" version is likely to be dominant.

    Given that, and the immediate context of the offending phrase: "Virginia, America", we have a clear and unambiguous meaning: It refers to a location known as "Virginia" within a larger entity named "America". As "America" is a common contraction among English-speakers for the country known as the "United States of America", the intended location is perfectly clear from the context.

    As no other nation in the Americas actually uses the word "America" in its name today, there is no confusion for English speakers: "America", in the UK, is invariably assumed to refer to the nation of the United States of America. Using contractions like this is no worse than referring to "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" as the UK. Contractions are not unusual.

    The article was written in English and is clearly aimed at English-literate readers. Spanish, French or Italian readers have their own damned languages to get pedantic about and don't get to vote on English usage.

  21. asdf
    Thumb Up

    corrections

    >Surely you mean pull a Fallout 1? I mean, it was there first, and talked about it first.

    Good point. Was very late to the Fallout party so first one I played was 3 (Bethesda owns, just hope rumor that they are avoiding consoles for future games isn't true).

    Also Canadians didn't burn down the white house the English did. The Canuks did hold out very well against our army but that was before the days where we spent more than most nations GDP on our military. Fighting in Canada is like Russia with few roads, harsh conditions, etc so pack a lunch if you don't get it done quick. Still Canada is smart not to overspend on their military and for how small it is it has down some remarkable things over the years such as the longest sniper kill on record as well as shooting down the Red Baron (sorry Aussies was a plane not ground fire that took him out). The relationship is a bit strained at times (mostly because we often elect Republicans) but we really do need each other and the long peace between the countries in North America is much of the reason why we are the biggest market in the world and even why the EU exists at all. Peace sells baby.

  22. Tom Maddox Silver badge
    Troll

    Setting the record straight

    The USA = America, which is in North America, which is one of The Americas.

    Canada = the 52nd State of the USA (Britain is #51).

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Posting from Englandland, Europe

    > "As much a you don't say London, Europe, you don't say Illinois, America."

    No, I say "London" and "Illinois" without feeling the need to add a qualifier: I think most people assume that I'll be talking about "that one" unless I specifically say otherwise. But if it makes you any happier, I'll be glad to refer to the latter as "Illinois, New York". (Before anybody berates me for being geographically-challenged--which, incidentally, is true--I'm just reminded of a letter I received that was addressed to "Colchester, Essex, London, England". Sigh).

  24. CeeTee

    Bloody hell boys, get a grip!

    Just how much spleen should be vented over a simple error in the use of a term?

    BTW, my neighbours (here in the Great White North) describe themselves as American, and them dahn sahf as US-ians, or "from the US". Except, that is, when they're complaining about them (which is quite often), when it's "bloody americans"

    Hmmm.

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Boffin

    Pangaea

    lester:"a place where they don't generally go boffin' seal pups with baseball bats. So now you know. ®"

    that place you refering to is 0were they use hush puppy bats for the job i take it....

    also ,i though we all lived on different bits of 'Pangaea'

    or 'Vaalbara' the Earth's theorized first supercontinent if you prefer the older version.

    "Technically he's correct (the commentard, I mean). There's a continent called North America. Another called South America. "Americans" can encompass Canadians, Mexicans, Cubans, Brazilians, Guatemalans, and so forth - also including citizens of the United States of America."

    "I thought the bit of land south of Canada was called the united states of America. "

    you mean the Wyoming craton...

    "But Lewis you did miss out the 'United States of' when refering to the American Federal Republic"

    didnt these AFR blokes nick some of the americans land once or twice and havnt got around to giving it back yet as it had/has oil on it!

    "It also raises the question: how does "God Bless America" when it does not exist?"

    ElReg answers that very question today, http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/23/god_poll/

    Atheists smite online God poll

    Alert Print Post comment Does He exist? No, say 98 per cent of voters

    so neather exist...according to 98% of the worlds voters, so he/she/it doesnt bless , and they are not blessed, it seems clear enough, and if by chance he did turn up sometime to say Hi, then surely he would be blessing the whole of 'Pangaea' and everything inbetween not just a bit of it...

    "Poor Lorne Babcock, you don't know what boffins are?"

    funny enough someone in that place people keep calling the USA does, look at Fringe

    http://www.fringetelevision.com/

    and its wonderful mad boffin Walter.

    although since it moved filming to the place your calling canada, and the ser scripts have been taken over by non boffin types.

    OC it odd that Walter Bishop as played John Noble, an Australian (the Pilbara craton (the Pilbara region of Western Australia).) employed by USA corp, working an filming in Canda playing their version of the English Boffin can get rather complicated, But he does play a good part IF they dont dumb down the science scipts he gets to act out ...

  26. Vincent Ballard

    Nuestra América

    @Anonymous Coward, who wrote "People that live in Cuba, Mexico, Argentina, Brazil etc... are never (correctly) referred to as Americans."

    Try telling them that. Cubans, in particular, are keen on the phrase "Our America" to make the point that the Yanks don't have a monopoly on the name.

  27. Alex King

    @ Jason Togneri

    It doesn't matter two figs what the root of "Britain" is. Most of us live in the current political and legal reality. There is a legal term to describe the area governed by the unified laws of England and Wales, it's called "England and Wales" which, whilst unweildy, is legally and constitutionally correct. So, in the current political reality Britain can only be the short form of "Great Britain", as there is no other legally (technically, whatever) recognised "Britain".

    Or do you want me to use "Albion" instead?

  28. ratfox
    Thumb Up

    Agree with commentard

    While there is a reason to call citizens of the United States Americans (they don't have any other name), I find weird to speak of Virginia, America. Jerusalem, Asia anyone?

  29. Joe Cooper
    Thumb Up

    No, it IS technically correct

    There is no continent called America.

    There is a North America, and a South America, but no America, sorry.

    There is also no United States.

    But there IS a United States of America, commonly called America for short.

    There is also a Federative Republic of Brazil, commonly called Brazil, and a People's Republic of China, commonly called China.

    If you cannot say "America", than you better not say "China" or "Brazil" either.

    As I like to say, if you must go, go all the way.

  30. boxcar
    Coat

    Virginia

    Virginia is not a state, it is a commonwealth. http://www.virginia.gov/

  31. Mike VandeVelde
    WTF?

    DOMINION??

    John Savard, a Canadian might have referred to Canada as The Dominion, A HUNDRED FRIKKIN YEARS AGO!!! YOU KNOW, WHEN WE HAD A DIFFERENT FLAG?!?! DID WE JUST THAW YOU OUT OF A GLACIER OR WHAT?!?! JEEBUZ FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER & RICE, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada

    "Upon Confederation in 1867, the name Canada was adopted as the legal name for the new country, and Dominion was conferred as the country's title; combined, the term Dominion of Canada was in common usage until the 1950s. Thereafter, as Canada asserted its political autonomy from Britain, the federal government increasingly used simply Canada on state documents and treaties, a change that was reflected in the renaming of the national holiday from Dominion Day to Canada Day in 1982."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_flags#National_flags_2

    My my, what a stupid dorky flag we used to have, eh?

    asdf:

    "As for resistance as some comedian said our Salvation Army could take them these days."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afghanistan_War_order_of_battle#Canada

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Forces_casualties_in_Afghanistan

    You're so very welcome.

    That is all.

  32. Reverend Brown
    Grenade

    You... you people.

    You people make my ass twitch.

  33. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Well, technically...

    Yes, "America" supposedly refers to the entire Western Hemisphere, basically. Technically it is incorrect to refer to the United States of America as "America". However, throughout the world, people often do call the US "America", and there is generally no confusion about it.

  34. Ken Hagan Gold badge
    Dead Vulture

    This isn't about geograhy

    Sorry, but the original complain and the following 150 comments are just missing the point. "Virginia, America" grates because it is non-idiomatic. These double-barreled placenames always have "USA" as the second barrel.

    Your chosen formulation makes you sound vaguely foreign, in the way that "London, England" would make you sound American. You don't want *that*, do you?

  35. Ramazan
    Grenade

    Hawaii

    In all the 123 above comments the only one man (NBCanuck) did mention Hawaii, which doesn't belong to any America (be it Norhtern or Southern), but does to the USA.

    So maybe when one sings "G-d bless America" or alternatively "I'm afraid of Americans", this relates not to Hawaiians, and therefore to the Barack Obama neither.

  36. Sam 15

    What is wrong with you people!

    All this hassle about USians annoying habit of annexing terms like "Americans" - and NO-ONE has even mentioned "The World Series".

    You're just not trying hard enough.

  37. Chad Larson
    FAIL

    Must be a troll

    The country south of Canada isn't America, it's the United States. Likewise, the country south of the United States isn't America, it's Mexico. America isn't a country, it's a continent (actually three of them). But I suspect you actually knew that.

  38. Beelzeebob
    Stop

    Why just 'Virginia'?

    The real question that needs to be answered is why did Mr Cross shorten 'University of Virginia' to 'Virginia'? He didn't shorten 'University of Oxford' to 'Oxford'. Methinks there is more than just slack writing at work here. I will leave it up to the amateur shrinks to sort that out.

  39. jbeveridge
    Pirate

    Boffins? America? Seals?

    By The Lard Hummpin Jaysus, Larry...

    Forget boffin seals with a baseball bat. I'd rather be boffin Pamela Anderson with my porkfork.

    as always...

  40. BoBeR182
    Dead Vulture

    Too far

    insult our igloos all you want but as the worlds nicest people we dont kill that many seals a year

  41. mick-au

    America is the name of the continent

    The ununited states is both north and south of canada.

    Mick

  42. elderlybloke
    Paris Hilton

    Irving Berlin

    in 1917 composted a song " God Bless America" , as a patriotic effort for the war, that America finally got involved in actively in 1918.

    To the point- Irving in this song always had America , not USA or United States .

    The yanks still pull the song out when required to inspire patriotism.

    This girl is American aint she?

  43. Coltek

    Nurse! Nurse!

    ..... They are all out of bed again!!

  44. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

    Re: You... you people.

    Wow, that is one obscure film reference. And I do concur. This thread is unbelievable. All of you go outside and get some goddamn fresh air whether you are in Britishland or Americanville, for chrissakes.

  45. Anonymous Coward
    Flame

    For someone so keen

    to send most of our MoD budget to the USA, I'm shocked that Lewis Page doesn't know where it is.

    The United States of America, otherwise known as the USA or the United States, is the area directly below (and to the west of) Canada.

    Before you know it, Lewis will have gotten a bit more confused and he'll be demanding we buy Helicopters from Paraguay...

  46. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The continental view

    'So, in the current political reality Britain can only be the short form of "Great Britain", as there is no other legally (technically, whatever) recognised "Britain". '

    The French call Great Britain - Grande Bretagne and Brittanny - Bretagne.

  47. Daniel 20
    FAIL

    can I just ...

    ... have the last word here?

  48. Roby
    Troll

    Wait.. what?

    Is this really news? It looks to me like you got trolled. And then posted the troll bait as news. Which is now being trolled.

    The USA is colloquially referred to as America, and it's clear that's what was intended, although it does look a bit amateur.

  49. Anonymous Coward
    Troll

    I feel sorry for the poor sods....

    in Central America - completely missed. Yes North, Central and South America. Who cares any way the bloody Yanks and Germans refer to the whole of Great Britain as England which is just not cricket. I was always taught that these three Americas = one continent America. Is see wakapedia is still under the false belief that America is named after Amerigo Vispucci. Somebody hasn't told them yet you name things based on the surname not the first (see By rhydy 11:52 a scholer).

  50. tranquil

    No inspiration for titles.

    I always like "United Statesmen" as the term for a citizen of the USA.

    I seem to remember reading that the lack of a proper name for the country now known as the USA was raised very shortly after the formation of the country (especially as, at the time it referred to a much smaller proportion of the continental Amereicas).

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