don't forget train ticket barriers....
For 18 months I have been travelling down once a week from ipswich to heathrow.
I get a return ticket (£116 a week !!!!!)
On getting to the automated barriers at liverpool st, it refuses the ticket.
After 2 or 3 weeks of this, I realised it was not just a shit ticket - but an inherent problem - so started queuing up with the season pass holders for the one human at one side of the 10 barriers right away rather than wasting my time trying the fucker in the machine, and have to show that to him every week.
Around 1 time in 3 he still insists that I try it - which of course I have to do even after telling him it won't work... and it doesn't work.
ah... you are thinking - why don't you sort this at the source!
well... after about 6 months, I remembered one monday morning while getting my ticket.
"Er.. see these tickets you give me. I get them every week. They never work in the automatic barrier at liverpool street"
train grunt: "Oh"
"Yeh.. I mean I'm not talking about now and again, I mean every week for 6 months. I'm assuming since they work for most folk, that your system has some sort of bug in it and is screwing up tickets which end in heathrow somehow"
<pause> i am silently stared at.
"er... I just though maybe you'd like to know the details... maybe you could pass them on to someone. you know - it's probably affecting other people and other routes going by the number of other people I see having their tickets refused by the barriers"
<pause> I am still silently stared at.
"right then... er... goodbye"
that was 12 months ago.
they still don't work.
To be fair the train ticket grunt is still about 4x quicker at issuing a ticket than the asthmatic automatic ticketing machine - which seems to have cornered the market in 1980s dot matrix printers and takes around 1 minute (which is a loooong fucking time when you are waiting there) to print out 3 ticket parts.