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We're obliged to veteran Reg reader Chris Winpenny for nominating what he believes to be a worthy successor to Asus' famous blonde beach babe – last seen enjoying an Eee Pad Transformer Prime before the sun set on her PC-punting career: Asus Eee Pad Transformer Prime and friend The original Asus beach babe Enter Ryobi …

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              1. hplasm
                Happy

                Re: It's the pliers versus side-cutters polemic all over again.

                She's clearly using a Chacka Demus, then.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Just wondering ..

            The information on WIkipedia is wrong for a disc cutter. The picture shows a Metabo Angle Grinder with a cutting disc installed.

            The main difference is that an angle grinder is smaller with a motor (usually electric) connected at a right angle to the cutting/grinding disc via a simple gearing.

            A disc cutter is essentially a chainsaw with a disk rather than a cutting chain. They are chain or belt driven and are held much like a chainsaw.

            An angle grinder can have grinding, sawing, sanding or cutting discs installed but it is still an angle grinder.

    1. Dave 126 Silver badge

      My mate owned a Hitachi disc cutter for his work. When it refused to work one day, he was looking at a £60 repair bill. As a stop-gap, he bought a Lidl home-brand disc cutter for £50, and it's served him well so far.

  1. Winkypop Silver badge
    Happy

    Bump and grind

    Grinder?

    What grinder?

    1. hypernovasoftware

      Re: Bump and grind

      Looks like we both posted the exact same comment.

      Great minds DO think alike.

  2. Pete 2 Silver badge

    How many of those to the pound?

    Not a bad price, but why does the Amazon advertisement specify the price per kilo, too?

  3. i like crisps
    Meh

    CHARLIE DIMMOCK!!!

    Reminds me of her, only reason i watched Ground Force...does that sound shallow?

  4. Anonymous IV

    Ms-matched

    There must be a name for a woman who wears a black bra under a white top...

    1. i like crisps
      Meh

      Re: Ms-matched

      Dorris?

    2. Lester Haines (Written by Reg staff) Gold badge

      Re: Ms-matched

      Zebra Winger.

      1. A K Stiles
        Coffee/keyboard

        Re: Ms-matched

        Bravo Lester - tell me you're claiming that one for yourself and haven't just 'taken inspiration' from another's cunning, linguistic innovation.

        1. Lester Haines (Written by Reg staff) Gold badge

          Re: Re: Ms-matched

          That was completely on the fly. I'd be surprised if it hasn't popped up somewhere before, though.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Ms-matched

      Mom

  5. M7S
    Coat

    Grinder

    Isnt that a "men only" app?

  6. Peter Gathercole Silver badge

    I call fake!

    That's not the original EeePC picture.

    That should be an EeePC 701. Whatever lapbook(sic) that is has been clearly photo-shopped in as she appears to have lost the ends of the fingers on her left hand.

    If people have been around here long enough, they will remember that we had decided in the comments that the hands were photo-shopped in to the original picture anyway.

    1. P. Lee

      Re: I call fake!

      I hope even Asus could tell that there is no way she can see the screen at that angle. At best, she's showing her non-existent fingernails on to the webcam.

  7. Peter Simpson 1
    Paris Hilton

    Amateurs...

    Has anyone mentioned the Ridgid Tools calendar yet?

  8. Far out man

    Wont buy anything from this company again, having been informed that the carbon brushes in my 36V Chainsaw are not spare parts, and to replace them I will have to purchase a complete motor. F*ckw!ts

    1. Jan 0 Silver badge

      Electric chainsaw?

      @Far out man: How do you keep the rain out of your chainsaw?

      Just because Ryobi won't sell spare brushes doesn't mean that your local electric motor supplier/repairer/rewinder can't. There's only a limited range of sizes for brushes. As long as it has the right cross-section, the length, spring tension and radius aren't critical.

      1. Random Coolzip

        Re: Electric chainsaw?

        Doesn't matter if the brushes aren't accessible. I remember buying replacement brushes for the blower motor in my car, only to find out there were no plugs holding them in, only way to get them out was to remove the armature, and no way to hold them in place while replacing the armature. Good times, good times (not!)...

      2. Nuke
        WTF?

        @Jan0 - Re: Electric chainsaw?

        Wrote :- "Just because Ryobi won't sell spare brushes doesn't mean that your local electric motor supplier/repairer/rewinder can't."

        I'm with Far Out Man. It's not just brushes. Ryobi stuff is crap, I've been there. Things soon start to fail, and I could not find anyone who did Ryobi spares, Dog knows where FoM even found a motor.

        Ryobi sell to first-time-buyer amateurs through outfits like B&Q, who know nothing of spares. The machinery specialists I approached said they would not touch Ryobi with a pointed bargepole, not just because they could not get spares either, but because most of their customers were professionals who would get really angry with them for even selling such trash.

        Don't believe me? Take a look at www.reviewcentre.com/search.html?searchstring=Ryobi

    2. Peter Simpson 1

      Check McMaster or Grainger. Carbon brushes are often a standard size and can be ordered as generic replacements.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Is this New ?

    Has no one seen Benny Benassi's - Satisfaction ?

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Open letter to Amazon

    If you've noticed an increase in sales of the Ryobi 230mm 9-inch Angle Grinder today I will be more than happy to accept the same model with full accesories as commission. Failing that, just send the accesories.

  11. johnwerneken

    Go Grinder Girl Go! Grind away!

    New definition of the old bump - n - grind huh.

  12. Robert Carnegie Silver badge

    UN Special Rapporteur Rashida Manjoo says UK has 'sexist culture'

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27034117 initially sounded to me like news from the 1960s or early 70s. I thought that Britain had left behind that sort of thing. Exceptionally, in dear old "Personal Computer World" magazine, you'd see little adverts for computer hardware from the Far East, where a modem or a circuit board was being basically cuddled by a charming young woman who may or may not have had any idea what it was for, no reason why women wouldn't understand technology, but if you know about electronics and static electricity then you don't hold certain items in a certain way. And I don't think even Amstrad sank to that.

    And now all of our computers are made in the Far East and we have "lads' mags" that I hadn't really been paying attention to. And this, but this possibly isn't Britain's fault.

  13. Common observer

    Please tell me why she is pulling the grinder toward herself instead of pushing it away?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      @Command observer

      Force of habit. Without meaning the lady any disrespect she's probably more at home pulling on tools rather than pushing them.

    2. Pookietoo

      Re: Please tell me why she is pulling the grinder toward herself

      Because it's an angle grinder, not a circular saw.

  14. hypernovasoftware
    Happy

    Grinder? What grinder?

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