back to article Pervy TOILET CAMERA disguised as 'flash drive' sparks BOMB SCARE on Boeing 767

Someone taped a camera disguised as a USB thumb-drive to the wall of the toilet in a Boeing 767 aircraft on a flight to New York from San Francisco and caused an emergency landing in Kansas City when it was discovered. According to KCTV, American Airlines cabin staff discovered or were alerted to the toilet's unwanted wall- …

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          1. Dave 126 Silver badge

            Re: Haven't you seen Fringe ?

            The old boy in the BBC documentary turns out to be a gentleman called Dr Sidney Alford. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidney_Alford

            Turns out he has a website for anyone needing to make a hole in something in a hurry. Website is probably a good way to bring yourself to some agency's attention:

            http://www.explosives.net/Home.aspx

            1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

              Re: Haven't you seen Fringe ?

              "The old boy in the BBC documentary turns out to be a gentleman called Dr Sidney Alford."

              Yes, that's him. I just saw him on an episode of Kevin McClouds Man Made Home. They cut a Russian sea mine in half at a jaunty angle by wrapping a length of explosive "tape" around it (to make a BBQ). The mine was about 1" thick steel and and it was a lovely clean cut.

              I'd estimate the "tape" was maybe 1/2" thick and an inch wide from what I could see of it. A " section of that would be about the size of some of the larger pendrives. You still need a detonator and something to trigger it though.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Haven't you seen Fringe ?

            Two foot thick?

            I am unconvinced. Doesn't matter how fast the copper slug is travelling, enough energy has to be supplied to break the bonds between the iron atoms, which are metallic. I simply don't think there is that much energy in a "small" amount of plastic explosive. Bazooka rounds couldn't penetrate a Tiger, and the armour on that was nothing like 2ft thick.

          3. Marshalltown

            Re: Haven't you seen Fringe ?

            That, my lad, was a shaped charge, which was designed to direct the explosive energy at a specific target. A USB stick is a different form factor, and unless the "stick" was specially engineered, would pretty much result in an explosion into the compartment rather than directed into the bulk head.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Haven't you seen Fringe ?

        > Haven't you seen Fringe ?

        Should I assume that is a TV show, or a film?

        > Anything is possible !

        Yes, in Hollywood.

    1. Khaptain Silver badge

      Re: More training needed?

      This is exactly the state that the Governments want the people to be in - a constant state of fear....

      The bible bashers did it for long enough and it seemed to work for them.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: More training needed?

      > People were freaking out about dust on the shelves.

      That would be my ex.

  1. TRT Silver badge

    The tape worked loose...

    the USB drive fell into the toilet bowl. It was a flash in the pan.

    1. Trooper_ID

      Re: The tape worked loose...

      best pun so far.

    2. Montreal Sean

      Re: The tape worked loose...

      It was feeling a little bloated and was getting rid of the crapware.

  2. disgruntled yank

    Let the punishment fit the crime

    Make the perp serve out his term in an airline terminal, living on airline food and sleeping on hard plastic seats under fluorescent lights.

    1. Jamie Jones Silver badge
      Black Helicopters

      Re: Let the punishment fit the crime

      " Make the perp serve out his term in an airline terminal, living on airline food and sleeping on hard plastic seats under fluorescent lights."

      You'd have to expose government departments abuse of the Nations privacy to get that punishment.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Seems like an overreaction for something so small

    I doubt a USB drive-sized bomb could bring down an airliner, perhaps even if it was directly against the fuselage.

    Well, in this day and age of freaking out about everything....

    (I wonder if the TSA had anything to say going through security about the mirrors on the perv's shoes?)

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    So if it fell into the pan, did it have a floating point processor ?

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Well it's pretty obvious that as they searched the rest of the plane for explosive devices they thought the flash drive was potentially a trigger rather than the bomb itelf, seems like a reasonable assumption to me

    1. magnetik
      WTF?

      Reasonable assumption ? Sure, terrorists always put the triggers in places visible to all and sundry instead of, say, under their seats or in the overhead luggage compartment.

  6. Arachnoid

    So is this an excuse

    For certain authorities to install recording camera systems on all flights much like those on UK buses

    1. magnetik

      Re: So is this an excuse

      And in the toilet too, just to be safe.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: So is this an excuse

        And it will have a wide open remote access wifi port

        #include some joke about backdoor (it's too early and I haven't had enough coffee)

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: So is this an excuse

        "And in the toilet too, just to be safe."

        Oh, I assumed they already did this.

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  8. Arachnoid

    And just to add

    If a terrorist group wanted to be more effective and cause mass panic then a biological or radioactive device would be the tool of trade for such a small object.The package being mostly non metallic and looking unobtrusively much like thousands of other such devices.

  9. theloon

    Finger print it and arrest the moron

    This person needs a reminder on the subject of decency...

    3-6 months being "explored" in the showers should make them rethink their approach to life.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Finger print it and arrest the moron

      "3-6 months being "explored" in the showers"

      I keep seeing that sort of comment about US prison "life" in the comment sections of El Reg and elsewhere. Are all US prisons really full of gay rapists? Or is this just some incredibly stupid meme that many USAians follow?

      1. DiViDeD

        Re: Finger print it and arrest the moron

        "Are all US prisons really full of gay rapists? Or is this just some incredibly stupid meme..."

        I think it's just wishful thinking on the part of the commentards. Or something they obsess about. I've worked with many merkins, and phrases like 'You can suck my dick' or 'we just have to bend over and take it' seem to be very popular, particularly with the more macho members (pun unintended)

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Finger print it and arrest the moron

          Right, as opposed to citizens from the land of "rum, sodomy, and the lash", who totally have no hangups about homosexuality at all.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Finger print it and arrest the moron

          > particularly with the more macho members (pun unintended)

          You mean the ones that watch scantily-clad, oil-covered, steroid-fuelled men choreographing "fight" scenes in which they touch and hug each other on prime-time TV? Yes, I've always wondered what would happen to all those Mucho Macho men if they stopped selling closets in the US. :)

          NB: No offence to the openly gay who follow those shows (well, the acting is a bit rubbish, and steroid bags are really not my type, but each to their own).

  10. MnM
    FAIL

    "Either way the placing of the flashcam was perverse..."

    No it wasn't. I'd do grammar nazi but it doesn't go far enough.

    Edit: Oh god even Google's wrong:

    perverse, pəˈvəːs/ 3. sexually perverted.

    1. Swarthy

      Re: "Either way the placing of the flashcam was perverse..."

      Agreed. Taping the thing up where the lens was to the wall would have been perverse. Taping it up to catch people spending a penny is perverted.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Flash Drive Terrorism

    All we need now is a terrorist group armed with such devices.

    In a coordinated attack they could leave flash drives in hundreds of places throughout the US transport system and bring the whole country to a standstill.

    1. TheOtherHobbes

      Re: Flash Drive Terrorism

      I believe you've just invented 4chan.

      1. Anonymous C0ward

        Re: Flash Drive Terrorism

        I don't think so, he'd need more gore and hentai for that.

  12. TRT Silver badge

    I'm reminded of that episode of Thunderbirds...

    where someone taped a bomb to the undercarriage. What was the plane called? Oh yes. Fireflash.

  13. Arachnoid

    bring the whole country to a standstil

    Not if they were USB3 devices

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I've been the victim of the aftermath of several explosive attacks on airplane restrooms, but they were more along the lines of biological warfare than anything else.

    Still should have been more than enough to arrest the perps, though. Sheesh, sweaty 300lb dude who just squeezed out of the folding doors; what are they feeding you?

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    look this was clearly a ...

    Illicit data transfer that the security services caught on to, the bomb issue being an excuse to attempt to identify the pickup courier. I guess Julian is going to have less to bargain with afterall

  16. harmjschoonhoven
    Holmes

    Obvious

    'they were bussed to the airport's terminal C where they were fed'

    The obvious motive was to avoid the stuff that is served on board.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Obvious

      'they were bussed to the airport's terminal C where they were fed'

      What were they fed to? I know one or two of them might be suspect, but having them all eaten seems a bit harsh.

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    My first guess would be that the camera was broken -- and taped to the wall by a bored 14 yr-old stuck on a plane with nothing else to think about.

  18. El Gokri'x

    "canine assistant (dog)"

    Doge.

    1. Anonymous C0ward

      Re: "canine assistant (dog)"

      Such terror, many inconvenient.

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  20. NomNomNom

    More likely this is an NSA memory stick disguised as a perv camera/bomb combo to discredit the information on it. Hopefully Snowdon can tell us what was on the memory stick but I strongly suspect it'll contain phone transcripts for every call made in the US since 1984.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    That'd be a Flush drive then?

  22. Arachnoid

    Images

    Im sure if it belonged to a teenager they would find a few selfies on it

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I was on this flight and was not kept warm - my hand currently has frosbite since we had to deplane in the freezing weather down an ice covered flight of stairs. We had to hold onto the railing not to fall down the steps, then were put on busses that were cold and moved into a cold terminal...I wish they would have provided blankets at the very least.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      The KC "International" airport is the worst place to be stuck for any length of time. Had they flown a few more minutes you could have made it to St. Louis, which is the second worst airport to be stuck in the US.

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