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Britain's four biggest telcos are under pressure from the Prime Minister to describe their forthcoming network-level internet filters as "default on" by 22 July, The Register understands. A well-placed industry source told us today that Tory leader David Cameron will make an announcement about the web content controls next …

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  1. HamsterNet

    DNS look up

    Now you know why the routers the ISP provide no longer allow you to change the DNS settings. - Simple enough to use a different router and set the DNS to Google or anybody else you fancy.

    1. Irongut

      Re: DNS look up

      Or set DNS at PC level. Probably a better idea for teens anyway since parents' PCs will still apparently show that there is no porn available on their line.

      1. Peter Gathercole Silver badge

        Re: DNS look up @Irongut

        They can knobble this as well. All they have to do is block TCP and UDP to port 53 on any systems other than their DNS servers in either the router they supply to you, or within their infrastructure.

        Would be hugely unpopular with most of the readers of this site, but would make no difference to the majority of their customers.

        1. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge
          Thumb Down

          Re: DNS look up @Irongut

          > All they have to do is block TCP and UDP to port 53 o

          and in no time at all a bunch of dodgy DNS servers will appear using a port other than 53, which will appear to solve the problem but in fact will direct the juicier porn site names to virus-laden scam sites.

          This is just DRM all over again, it won't stop the people who know what they're doing, and will just make life unnecessarily difficult for ordinary users.

    2. Tim Jenkins

      Re: DNS look up

      Yup - last couple of generations of BT Homehub haven't had DNS as a user-available option, even under 'Advanced' settings, for at least 2 years:

      "With regard to the way we work with DNS, for security reasons the Home Hub will not allow its DNS gateway address to be changed" - BTCare Community Mod (dated June 2011)

      http://community.bt.com/t5/Other-BB-Queries/Changing-default-DNS-Server/td-p/191215/page/3

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    1. Download Opera Browser

    2. Enable Turbo Mode

    3. Bypass Blocks

    4. ????

    5. PROFIT!!

  3. Anigel
    Devil

    Filtering because one of the first lessons kids learn at school is how to get around filtering to get at fakebook and other sites they are not supposed to be using from school.

  4. DrStrangeLug

    Is it a national blocklist ?

    Whats on the list - do we get to see what we're opting in/out of?

    What if my commercial site is wrongly put on the list, how does my company appeal this ?

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Is it a national blocklist ?

      The "Internet Watch Foundation" produce the list, they are a charity so they are independant of government (snigger) but also don't have any official oversight - they ban what they want and you have no appeal.

      you also have no idea who their backers are, who is funding them or what their political/economic/religious motives are - but you can't possibly have a problem with this because they are protecting the children

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Is it a national blocklist ?

        Really? the IWF?

        I thought they were adamant they would not produce this list, they only produce the list for kiddie porn last I checked....

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: Is it a national blocklist ?

          I'm sure the government will leave it open for the ISP's to choose a list and they will choose the list that they are already using "to protect the children".

          It doesn't cost them anything, everyone else is doing it and if you object you are obviously a peado

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Violent Sites Included

    If this is blocking violent sites then I am all in favour, no more problems with facebook having beheading videos as facebook will be blocked for showing violence, and Youtube will be blocked for showing body part carnage on Russian roads..........

    What do you mean it doesn't work like that, oh it's only the sites that Dave and the Daily Mail don't like, well I never.

    1. Werner McGoole
      FAIL

      Re: Violent Sites Included

      Hmm, well the protect-the-kiddies content filter that came on my wife's phone (and was on by default) also blocked alcohol-related sites. So her first attempt when on holiday to locate a good pub for a meal was singularly unsuccessful.

      Never mind, I'm sure the government don't have a thing about alcohol.

      Oh, hang on...

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    As long as they don't block sCUNThorpe

    *oops caps lock, my bad

  7. frank ly

    .. and telcos are furious with 'misleading' words

    Up to 10MB/s unlimited internet

  8. Ian 62

    DO.NOT.WANT.

    Dear ISP,

    cc Government of the Day.

    I 'the upvoter below' do not want.

    If you should implement such a system I will take my business else where.

    If all of you should implement such a system I will encrypt my traffic via an offshore thirdparty.

    That'll screw you over either way, wont it now? Either no business, or no ability to traffic shape the protocols you dont like.

    1. Shrimpling

      Re: If you should implement such a system I will take my business else where.

      So you are leaving the country?

      Personally I will just ring BT and ask them "Can you make porn come on my computer please?"

      1. Jediben
        Pint

        Re: If you should implement such a system I will take my business else where.

        Best Alan Partidge episode ever!

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: If you should implement such a system I will take my business else where.

        Phrasing. You don't want BT to send a guy round your house to jizz on your keyboard now do you?

  9. Tom 35

    Control

    parents in control of what content is permitted in their households.

    So the block list will be publicly available, and will have a simple open system to remove any stupid blocks right?

  10. alain williams Silver badge

    Who makes the list ?

    Ie what should be on it ? Will the list grow to contain things that are, by some, deemed ''bad'' ?

    I assume that it will contain sex sites, but what about other things that can damage young minds, eg: violence, astrology, suicide, anorexic encouraging, religion ??

    I could add: BNP, taliban & facebook since some would regard those as damaging ?

    Daily Mail readers will never agree with Guardian readers, so best to leave it down to the individual household and what they see as right for their kids -- ie their prejudices.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Who makes the list ?

      Screw the porn, block pop music. I have a choice over whether I watch porn or not and I'm actively aware it's pornographic. I don't want to walk down the street however and hear every radio blurting out profane rubbish about how a girl wants to be touched in her special place and used like a piece of meat.

      Moreso, I actually hate (and this part isn't being sarcastic) when you walk down the street and there's a little girl like, 5-6 years old singing their favourite song about how they want to get fucked. (back to sarcasm) Before going after the stuff that can be ignored conciously we need to ban the smut on the radio.

      (slightly sarcastic again) and how about banning newspapers. I'm tired of buying the daily fail or the sun and finding nipples everywhere. And these aren't even out of reach of children. I demand that all newspapers stop posting nip slips and camera clunge this instant, it's abhorent and it is warping the young children who read them (going by the quality of writing in the sun, I assume it's aimed at 10 year olds)

  11. smudge
    Headmaster

    What is this "default-on"?

    Easy for us in IT, but I would wager that a sizeable percentage of the population would not understand what "default" means.

    "Do we need this fault thing on or off?"

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: What is this "default-on"?

      yes, I used that phrase with my parents and they had no idea what it meant!

      1. Mystic Megabyte
        Unhappy

        Re: What is this "default-on"?

        In the context of filtering, "default-on"="fuck-off".

  12. Rikkeh
    FAIL

    the Headlines/court cases of tomorrow

    If it's anything like O2's current mobile network blocker, it'll restrict a lot of sites without a trace of p0rn on them as well. Even a nun (was going to say priest, but bad example) would need to ask for the block to be taken down for the full browsing experience.

    Of course, once the filters are in place you'll have tabloid headlines of "TV personality/school teacher gets dirty internet [sic]", taken from the inevitable leaked lists.

    Far more worryingly, there's a very good chance that prosecutors would seek to have how a defendant's internet filter is set up put entered as evidence and an even greater one that the police would see an opt-out as grounds for suspicion. "He's gets teh p0rn, he must be a bad 'un!"

    And all because our politicians are too gutless to tell Joe Public and the Daily Fail that, if someone's too stupid to be able to tick a box and opt in to the blocking if they want it, then they probably can't be trusted with the magic box powered by sparks that gives them the internet in the first place.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: the Headlines/court cases of tomorrow

      I doubt the law would be very interested. They can easily get a complete list of everything you've ever looked at so this filter setting won't make much difference.

  13. WonkoTheSane
    Facepalm

    Counting the days...

    Until we can tell Cameron to "Default Off".

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    A lot of people (mainly Mumsnet, the Daily Mail crowd, etc.) seem to forget that their six-year-old or whatever will eventually grow up. (CHILDREN DO THAT!?)

    I wonder how fucked up they'll end up being unable to look at porn when they're 16 or whatever, and how many of them will end up becoming rapists, murderers or sex offenders.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      They'll just buy the sun for page 3. It's good enough when you're a teen.

  15. Scarborough Dave

    bit pointless anyway

    This would mean that say most of the results from a "big boobies" image search on Google would be filtered.

    But what about Facebook and Twitter, for example would the EvilPostman (NSFW!) on twitter be filtered, or some of the Facebook groups which can also be very raw.

    We are probably better teaching the kids to filter themselves and keep safe.

  16. John G Imrie

    Cameron can't tell the difference

    Between the internet and the web.

    I can't remember the last time I went to a web site to expand my collection of porn.

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I'd love to see the system they can implement that would survive five minutes in front of a 15 year old wanting grumble flicks or facebook or whatever it is you try and block.

    Be the easiest QA/testing job in the universe.

    Plonk a 15 year old male in front of it and say "bet you can't find any porn" and see how long it takes.

    *five years into the project*

    V124.2 - Failed (10 minutes)

    Please submit V125.0 by the end of the month. Thanks.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      When I were a lad.

      The best non-technical method to get grot past the schools proxy server was to reach for a French dictionary.

      They're probably a bit cleverer now, mind.

      1. Joel 1
        Headmaster

        Re: When I were a lad.

        If your school had a proxy server when you "were a lad", then you clearly still are!

        Eee, youngsters today, thinking that schools had access to t'web. I remember the joys of ascii porn being passed around on fanfold paper round back of t'bikesheds.

        You were lucky! We had to get our porn on punchcards, line them up and then project light through them onto t' darkened walls of coal celler where we 'ad our lessons...

        1. wowfood

          Re: When I were a lad.

          We just turned on google images.

          What's that? The google cached images aren't filtered? Oh dear.

          Or the just as comical.

          http://porn.com

          This site has been blocked

          https://porn.com

          LOL BOOBIES!

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Simplified reassurance

    The only reassurance I need from Tory nanny is that they'll collectively be departing on the soon-to-be-built Golgafrincham B Ark along with the staff of the Mail, its readers and frankly a good sixty percent of the rest of the population, particularly those who think "family friendly" should be obligaTory for the happily childless too.

    I had thought that the scariest bit of political debate I ever witnessed was three local councillors waiting at a childrens home one wet Sunday afternoon for a grip 'n' grin with Ronald McDonald. To fill the time, they discussed - seriously (no, really) - whether there was only one extremely busy "Ronald McDonald" constantly criss crossing the Atlantic, or a number of actors attending events while the genuine Ronald McDonald remained at HQ.

    The Westminster crowd are quite their equal in cluelessness, but much, much more dangerous.

  19. PassiveSmoking

    Fairly obvious what the plan is.

    1) Force the ISPs to say their filters are "always on"

    2) Wait for complaints from little Timmy's mum when she catches him looking at MILFS Gone Wild

    3) Sic the ASA on them

    4) Internet censorship by the back door

    5) ???

    6) PROFIT!

    1. T. F. M. Reader
      Joke

      Internet censorship by the back door

      I expect them to block THAT, too...

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Talk..Talk...

    Is their web tracking tool that follows you round the web still a complete and utter pile of shite?

  21. dephormation.org.uk
    Thumb Down

    Why is regulation a bad thing?

    Versus the alternative; unaccountable ISPs imposing opaque censorship restrictions on wholly lawful communications.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Why is regulation a bad thing?

      Because there won't be an official regulated government list created by sane (or at least accountable ) people - that would be Big Brother.

      There will be an order to "use a list" but the ISPs are free to pick any "unaccountable opaque censorship restriction" list they choose.

  22. nevstah

    if its on by default..

    then they are at liberty to change and update the terms of the filtering without asking, because you have already agreed to it. a bit like when your bank changes its terms and conditions

    what about folks without children? surely they dont need parental controls? surely its instulting to be assumed to be a parent? what about folks who *can't* have kids?

    that said, they can and will filter whatever they choose. they don't have to tell us - the reason they do, is to win political brownie points

    theres a lot they don't tell us though, because its 'in the nations best interest' not to. internet censoring is no different.

    you can't miss what you don't know about afterall!

  23. Gith
    Meh

    yawngasm

    This isn't really any great shakes. Many mobile providers filter adult content by default unless you choose to opt-out. Some have done so for years. The world didn't end then either ;-)

  24. cotsweb
    Go

    Top 4 ISPs only

    A quick search tells me my ISP is only number 8 in the list.

    Perhaps this will be a self-selecting measure if only those who use BT, Virgin, Sky and Talk-Talk will be affected. If you care enough about it you will change to a smaller (and almost certainly better) ISP.

    The majority will be "protected" and the rest of us can carry on taking responsibilty for our own lives (and those of our children).

    1. Tom 38

      Re: Top 4 ISPs only

      Did you not notice BT, Virgin, Sky and Talk Talk bought all the decent ISPs already? Yeah, it's fine, I'll go with PlusNet - no, its really BT? ok, BlueYonder - oh they gone too? - BeThere - gah, fuck Sky. Ok, I've been saving this choice for real disasters - Pipex. Wait, TalkTalk did what to Pipex??

      1. cotsweb

        Re: Top 4 ISPs only

        Yes; I used to be with Nildram before they got swallowed by Pipex and then as you say...

        Pipex. Wait, TalkTalk did what to Pipex??

        I have been very happy with Zen for several years now and they still look strong, my main worry is that the politicians may eventually see past the top 4.

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Statistics make this seem even worse!

    I'm already against this. Just by gut feel and instinct I'm against this.

    But I've just had a look at the statistics. The 'top 4 uk ISPs' account for something like 19mil subscribers.

    The census said there were something like 22mil households.

    Assuming a household has one subscriber.

    Assuming 'most' households have some sort of ISP provided connection.

    By brow beating just those 4 ISPs into applying the Government flavourite filter, they can block whatever content they dont like from at least 86% of the population.

  26. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    NSFW

    ( o Y o )

  27. J.G.Harston Silver badge

    Jobs bonanza!

    To filter a URI request that request has to be categoried somehow. Ok, where are the job adverts for thousands upon thousands of people to check the content of billions upon billions of URIs to categorise them?

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