Re: Pix or it didn't happen.
It is very difficult to unsee something. (2girls1cup, goatse, 1man1jar etc)
A Pennsylvania woman whose boyfriend was keener on his Xbox than a roll in the hay faces charges of indecent exposure, simple assault, open lewdness, and harassment after allegedly assaulting the gaming aficionado, then giving pursuit naked from the waist down as he made for a nearby convenience store to call 911. Heather …
A quick google search turned up this article on huffingtonpost.com:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/15/heather-hayes-pantless-arrest_n_2877913.html
If you take a moment to browse huffingtonposts.com article you will quickly understand why this fellow chose the xbox.
I'm curious how he landed himself in the relationship in the first place. Was the xbox his escape from the relationship, or the cause of it?
Sounds like fucking sexual assault to me.
As someone who was assaulted in that manner way back in high school, I can tell you that having your balls grabbed and twisted like that IS REALLY FUCKING PAINFUL. Then add the ignominy of being subsequently punished and ridiculed for attempting to defend myself against the female offenders in question.
Maybe you'd like me to make some jokes about your other half being raped? I didn't fucking think so.
Was he playing the new edition of Tomb Raider by any chance?
Anyway, think I'd prefer looking at Lara Croft than Ms. Hayes - I also find the behaviour quite beastly, particularly given we have 7 billion souls on the planet already.
I suggest she take a cold shower or bromide, perhaps even get a Xbox paddle for herself!!!!!!!
Just look at her will you?
He ain't no oil painting, but give him a break.
Picture it, stood next to a bin, with her love triangle obscured by her over-hanging gut...
Would you? *shudders*
"Finally, consider your own prejudices. If the genders were reverse and it was a naked man chasing a woman around the neighbourhood and demanding sex would you still feel the same way?" ~ The Spectacularly Refined Chap
Good point.
after all, when a person is subjected to attempted partner rape, domestic abuse and sexual assault you would definately want to charge the purpotrator with indecent exposure, simple assault, open lewdness, and harassment... at least two of which seems to have only came about because part of this ordeal took place in public...
...bit him on the left forearm, and grabbed his testicles and began to twist them",
It would appear that far from being a completely abnormal bloke Mr Zuber not only found solace from his slightly nutsoid Crocodilomuntopig by playing online with his mates, he was also not aroused by having the crap kicked out of him.
She on, the other hand explained "it was because she was anticipating having sex, and that she didn't want to go upstairs and put on pants before following Zuber to the convenience store".
Good grief. Thank Gods I got a divorce from mine. They all start out okay you know, then one day... POOF!!
...bit him on the left forearm, and grabbed his testicles and began to twist them",
Sounds like a cross between STNG and The Eastenders.
With slightly less class of character for the latter, done with American, erm, flair.
The police officer spent the remainder of his shift disinfecting the rear seat of his cruiser.
It's funny, but you can tell very quickly which commentors have been in a long term relationship and therefore have regular opportunities for sex and which haven't. Those that have been in relationships or marriages for a few years know exactly what I mean. There's no point in trying to convince the uneducated, but the truth is once the newness wears off, the desire to have sex more than few times a week wears off too. Of course to someone who hasn't had it available 2-3 times a day for as long as they can maintain the pace will never understand the need for sleep and how awesome sleeping is.
"Of course to someone who hasn't had it available 2-3 times a day for as long as they can maintain the pace will never understand the need for sleep and how awesome sleeping is"
And than add a sceaming whining crying shiting pissing bundle of "joy" into that mix ...
ah the joys of a 8am Saturday monring "lie in"
If she was really that pissed off with him playing too much xbox then why didn't she just go switch off the electricity to the house/flat? Or just pull the plug?
That is what my wife used to do when she was pissed off at me playing World of Warcraft instead of coming to bed with her. For the record though I stopped playing that years ago when I realised just how much time and money I had wasted on a game I didn't even actually own.
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