Re: Pictures or it didn't happen!

Of what? A dead louse?

Re: Hmmmm and what about FACIAL HAIR.......

I haven't shaved anywhere (including face) for decades.* Normal hygiene and care in choosing partners seems to deal with the issue.**

* With the exception of some shaving of my abdomen by a surgeon.

** And I'd rather have crabs than shave - honestly!

Re: Hmmmm and what about FACIAL HAIR.......

^this

full beard was considered a sign of an adulthood because only adult men have beards, neither women nor children do (it was easy to observe and come to this basic common sense conclusion for millennia. lion without its mane is no lion at all but a lioness :))

it was/is pretty universal in all ancient cultures (until the decadent societies arose which promoted effeminate/prepubescent looking males (like the roman by which western culture is influenced)

act of shaving is a subliminal act of demasculinization :)

shaving pubic area = trying to look prepubescent = supporting paedos

Re: Someone

Aww, I'm sure they are to other crabs!

Well it's not crabs as such, but this Southpark episode is hilarious. The "The Thing" thing they did cracked me up.

Re: Interesting stats...

I take it you haven't seen Priscilla Queen Of The Desert?

Re: There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum

wasn't he in the happy mondays?

Re: Endangered Species?

I'm still waiting for some wanker from PETA to wade in: "Human beings are devastating another species due to our obsession with 'mowing the lawn'!"

Re: Endangered Species?

PETA only do that for the cute and fluffy animals that are likely to increase the donations they receive.

What? You didn't actually think it was about saving animals did you?

Re: Endangered Species?

NuLab provoked a constitutional crisis over fox hunting, but millions of tuna and chickens die and no-one blinks an eye. House-cats kill birds but no-one bothers banning them. Farmers go in for insect-genocide but few people care.

See those red sweets in the supermarket? Many of them are literally coloured with the blood of animals.

Cute can save your life!

Re: Endangered Species?

"See those red sweets in the supermarket? Many of them are literally coloured with the blood of animals."

I do believe you are thinking of carminic acid that is produced by an insect called a cochineal. The insect actually produces the acid as a defense against predators such as ants. It also just happens to be good as red dye because it doesn't change color over time and it can get the "all natural" moniker. Red blood on the other hand would be a poor red dye because it changes to a brownish color quite rapidly, at least on the white dress shirt I was wearing to a wedding when I hadn't noticed the razor nick until parking the car.

Re: Endangered Species?

Yeah he's talking about Carminic Acid and intentionally trying to scare people who don't know any better (because they've probably never worked with Organic or Natural Foods in Production, Distribution, or Marketing) by saying its made from animal blood. Its far too close to the truth for him not to know so it kind of makes me a little angry.

But really, In most places you can label something "all natural" and get away with it as generally there is no enforcement mechanism or even legal definition as to what "all natural" means. A product can be 100% conventional, grown with all the GMOs, preservatives, chemicals and Pesticides in the universe, but the producer can still usually label it as "all natural".

Thats why EU or USDA Organic certification's important, if imperfect as producers in the US can label anything 95% organic or higher as USDA Organic. If you're not looking to eat a bunch of organophosphates, GMOs, additives, what have you its the safe bet, but again, not perfect.