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Drop that can of sweet pop and grab a coffee - for your sanity's sake

Further proof - were it necessary - that strong unsweetened coffee is the only correct workplace beverage and that sickly imitation pop is the devil's own satanic brew has emerged this week. Boffins in the States have confirmed that sweetened and "diet" drinks are associated with a significantly heightened risk of mental illness …

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Re: Deadly

Greg,

Schools shouldn't be promoting addictive fast food. Kids are not free at school, in case you noticed :)

In any case, drugs are not allowed in society - in general, when substances are addictive and have adverse side effects, it's best not to feed them to kids.

When they're old enough, they can make up their own minds, of course.

Cheers

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Unsweetened Pr0n

Dare I say it but if you look at the muscle tone of the prostitutes in that trade, you can easily tell the ones who drink too much sugar.

(So a friend told me.)

Have a look at the TED talk "Sugar The bitter truth". (No porn there.)

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@Lee

"You can watch a tooth dissolve overnight if you leave it in coke"

Except this is patently, observably false. I didn't read the rest of your (probably) bullshit rant after that bit.

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Nice one Mr Kent

But can you confirm for us that there are 7 spoonfuls of sugar in a can.

Not that you are entirely to blame:

"There is glucose-fructose syrup in one organic yogurt; organic sugar and organic invert sugar syrup in another. There is fructose in Müller Light. There is sugar in Hovis bread, sugar in healthy-looking Burgen bread, dextrose in Warburton’s wholemeal bread. There is fructose syrup in my Forest Feast dried berries. There is sugar in the steak pie. There is sugar in the smoked salmon. There is sugar in the seafood sticks. There’s a cheese I like, Wensleydale with apricots, which is delicious – thanks to the added fructose. There are sausages with sugar. "

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/dietandfitness/9160114/The-bitter-truth-about-sugar.html

Obviously you don't have the leptin problem spoken of here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM

But you do have the skin tone of someone who would be putting on the 15 lb annually that a can a day has given you.

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Re: Deadly

Kids are not free at school, in case you noticed :)

They're not free to think? More's the pity. It's nice to know we'll continue treating all teenagers as if they're complete morons.

Perhaps education is the key to solving problems, and would allow for freedom and personal choice, rather than simply banning anything that might ever cause the slightest harm to anyone. In fact, I seem to remember a form of institution dedicated to such education. What were they called again?

If you're honestly implying that our children - some of the oldest "children" in the world - are completely incapable of figuring this kind of thing out until the same age at which they magically become capable of understanding sex and alcohol, then I think that's very patronising.

In any case, drugs are not allowed in society - in general, when substances are addictive and have adverse side effects, it's best not to feed them to kids.

I think there might be a little bit of a difference between sugar and heroin, ta. But then, I'm one of those children-hating bastards who thinks drugs should be legalised.

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So what you are saying is that drinking cans of diet irnbru 'iron brew' will make me go insane?

Brilliant!

No wonder everyone was giving me those strange looks when I was in Scotland. And here I thought it was because they thought I was constantly hung over....

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That has been suitably debunked as a myth. Firstly because the source of that element is the carbonation, so even sparkling water would cause the problem, and it is also in such small quantities that it has no effect. The myth that is leads to bone density loss is based on a single flawed study. Further studies have shown that carbonated drink consumption does not lead to an increase in calcium excretion.

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Re: Deadly

Kids aren't free, they are still in the process of learning. Schools act in loco parentis. My parents wouldn't allow me sugary breakfast cereals every day, would only allow me two biscuits at a time- nor would my mum allow me to use my toboggan head-first when it snowed. My grandmother slapped me once when I started to cross a road without looking. These sorts of things are the job of parents.

My dad did try to encourage me to drink beer from a young age, but after he gave me a couple of pints as a toddler, I didn't touch it again until my late teens (I think my palette changed from sweet to bitter). Beer is good for you, as the malt has long chain sugars, cheap UK lager has added sugar and is piss.

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"In any case, drugs are not allowed in society"

Only certain drugs, and only if a politician thinks banning them will help their election chances. They aren't banned to prevent kids getting their hands on them despite what you've been told. If that were the case, alcohol and tobacco would have been outlawed years ago.

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" Has no child ever survived the terrors of a childhood filled with fizzy drinks?"

Many have. But lots of them have developed serious health -e.g. diabetes, overweight, kidney damage- problems later in life due to said fizzy drinks.

To put things in perspective, they don't want to ban fizzy drinks, they just want to prevent children from getting addicted to them when they are more vulnerable. If they parents want to exercise their right to destroy their children's healths, they are free to do so at home. I know some people who do just this, by giving their children a can of coke with every meal, but usually these parents aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

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Re: My parents wouldn't allow me sugary breakfast cereals

Well that explains the constant dour demeanor at least...

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Re: Deadly

"I drink SO MUCH coke that you'd probably recoil in horror."

ONE can of coke drunk for its own sake makes me recoil in horror. Fizzy drinks are called 'mixers' to my mind, and that's all they should be used for. I find this helps:

xkcd.com/1035/

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It is the only way to preserve one's Purity of Essence, after all.

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You can't drill into an iceberg a few millenia old to get the good stuff?

> rain water.

Ack! Sp-ff-ck!

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Yup it is the specifically the Phosphoric acid in soft drinks that is linked to calcium depletion. The trouble is many studies have also linked caffeine to calcium depletion and Osteoporosis so you can't win really....... Well unless you drink decaf!

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Splutter!

"Dr Chen is indisputably a real doctor and a proper boffin - as opposed to the larger and less distinguished category of "scientist" - being an MD as well as a PhD."

How dare you Sir! Such an inflammatory statement just caused this doctor* to splutter his delicious and health-giving juice of the naughty bean across the desk.

*PhD only and you can cram it where tech news hacks traditionally cram things.

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@Dr. 81 Re: Splutter!

Dr. Chen is a double doctor. I wonder if he has a TARDIS? Do you?

P.S. For what it's worth, I consider the man who prescribes my medication to be a 'qualified medical practitioner' (and not a particularly particularly bright one). You da real doc, boffin and all.

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Re: @Dr. 81 Splutter!

The medical doctor (GP) who drinks in our beer garden describes those with PhDs as being 'real doctors' as they have written a doctorate.

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Re: @Dr. 81 Splutter!

No, Sir,

'Real doctors' wrote a thesis and were awarded a doctorate. (From the Latin participle 'doctus' meaning 'learned'.)

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doctus

Maty, the Latin participle doctus means “taught” (well, really “having-been-taught”, since it’s in the perfect passive). It’s the Latin adjective doctus that means “learnèd”.

Thus, every homo doctus is a homo doctus, but not every homo doctus is a homo doctus. ;*)

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Sir, that's worth ten upvotes; sadly I'm only allowed one.

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Caffeinated vs defcaf?

Was there any inquiry made into any difference in those numbers of mental issues for Decaf vs caffeinated coffee?

I only ask because once many years ago I worked for a company that made us do kitchen duties (clean, empty coffee machine, bring the milk in, empty dishwasher etc..) so I changed the coffee in the machine for a week or 2 to decaff. Nobody seemed to notice, but after I changed them back some of the more hardcore coffee addict.. err.. I mean drinkers, did seem a bit manic.

Anon, because even after all these years I still am a little worried what they might do if they found out I messed with their caffeine fix.

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Re: Caffeinated vs defcaf?

Only the mad would drink decaf.

I mean- like no-alchohol beer. Why?????

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Re: Caffeinated vs defcaf?

It makes the cigarettes better fool!

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Re: Caffeinated vs defcaf?

I switched to decaf for a few years for health reasons. After the initial couple weeks of getting over my caffeine addiction I became much easier to live with according to my wife. Interestingly during that time I ended up switching from normal decaf to Teeccino (which, for those who don't know, is basically herbal tea that tastes vaguely like coffee) because I found out that the decaf is even worse than soda health wise.

Unfortunately my caffeine addiction reasserted itself when I had to start getting up an hour and a half earlier than I have for the entirety of my adult life to start putting a little person on a school bus, but at least I've kept it down to a cup or two a day rather than the four to six pots a day I used to drink (no, that's not an exaggeration).

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Workplace coffee sucks. Always.

I wake up over three 12oz cups of coffee. Beans roasted & milled on the premises daily.

I hydrate with water. It's the liquid of the gaw/dess's.

Any liquid with sugar in it is crap, unless I'm planning on fermenting it ...

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Re: Workplace coffee sucks. Always.

I really really hate you at times Jake. Then I should direct my energies at avoiding the Workplace rather than petty jealousy.

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"12oz cups"?

I drink out of a mug.

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Re: Workplace coffee sucks. Always.

Listen to this man!

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Re: "12oz cups"?

Fair enough. 12oz mug, then :-)

Cylindrical ceramic thingie with a handle, holds about 0.35l. Holds the heat in nicely, too. We're more alike than we are different, kids, regardless of which side of the pond we reside in/on ;-)

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@DAM, RE: "Listen to this man!"

No, please, do not ... rather, instead, TRY what I suggest & make up your own mind ... I ain't perfect, far from it ... I haven't had anyone bitch about my coffee in the last thirty years, though ;-)

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Re: Workplace coffee sucks. Always.

Our workplace coffee comes from beans roasted and milled the second you press the espresso button. Coffee isn't meant to be a drink drunk in gallons, just small powerful shots that you neck - drink water if you're thirsty.

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Re: "more alike than we are different"

I'll drink to that, jake! I'm still not measuring the capacity of my mug, though.

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Re: "12oz cups"?

12oz - rather over half a pint (imperial, three-quarters of a pint US) - ugh!

In a country like Italy, where they understand coffee, a cup of coffee will be small and strong (even if it's cappuccino). One of the regrettable things we've acquired from the US is the practice of serving great buckets of coffee. Starbuck's is especially blameworthy, with its vile thick mugs of milky pap. (Of course that isn't the worst thing about Starbuck's.)

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Re: "12oz cups"?

>In a country like Italy, where they understand coffee, a cup of coffee will be small and strong (even if it's >cappuccino).

And they serve it with glasses of water.

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Re: "12oz cups"? @Dave 126

"And they serve it with glasses of water." Ditto Greece.

When I was in Thailand the coffee shops served glasses of coffee together with a glass of weak tea, so that you knew it had been boiled.

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Sweet Poison

Janet Starr Hull has been warning the public about the dangers of Aspartame for years

She has a fairly informative website www.sweetpoison.com gives a good run down on the effects of the artiificial sweetner gunk..

I've always avoided sweetners and anything labelled "diet" mostly because they taste shit. I do enjoy frshly ground coffee though, with no sugar and a gallon or two of full sugar Coca~Cola

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Please no more stuff from neurotics.

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That would be the same Janet Starr Hull, "Nutrition Counsellor" (not a legally protected term, ever) who takes part in documentary videos about the expanding Earth hypothesis (I refuse to call it a theory)?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8cJCvDnlfA&feature=player_embedded

That one? That's your credible source on aspartame? The bullshitter who sells diets based on vague fears over "toxicity" that claim to reduce your cancer risk? (She would never say "prevent", just heavily imply it.)

Fuck off.

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Re: Sweet Poison

The expanding Earth hypothesis is serious!

I saw it in New Scientist!11!

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From what little reseach I have done CocaCola has HFCS (Corn Syrup, not sure about UK bottled ones) in them which is even worse!! and is linked to obesity. so much so when coacola introduced it is sales per year per person want 300 to 600.

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No HFCS anywhere apart from the US and Japan. Even the Mexicans don't put it in their Coke.

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Would that be Janet Starr Hull the self-appointed guru with an internet PhD who charges people a couple of hundred dollars to tell them how much lead they have in their pubic hair?

Yeah. I think I'll be taking her advice on nutrition.

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Re: Sweet Poison

Does not look like there was any analysis between type of sweetener (aspartame, sucralose, Acesulfame K, sodium sacharin, etc).

Regardless of the hype/fud from either side of the pro/anti sweetener fanatics, sweeteners tend too be too damn sweet and I prefer good old fashioned raw cane sugar if I have to have it (sugar from sugarbeet tends to leave an aftertaste if fermented, raw cane doesn't) ansd the less processing the better.

I'm looking at stevia to replace the small amount of sugar i have in a bucket of coffee since it is a plant extract rather than something that is only found in a testube.

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Sucralose (aka Splenda) is actually made from sugar. As one of the partners in its development was Tate and Lyle, it's probably cane sugar. I don't know if that makes it better-tasting, or better for you.

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HFCS popular in US because it's massively subsidised

"No HFCS anywhere apart from the US and Japan. Even the Mexicans don't put it in their Coke."

That's correct- UK Coke doesn't contain HFCS, in fact it's relatively uncommon here. We still use, er.... sugar. :-)

AFAIK the near-total replacement of sugar by HFCS in the US food industry is mainly due to the massive subsidies their corn industry receives, rendering HFCS (and other corn-derived products) artificially cheap, as well as to their large import tariffs on sugar.

Guessing it'd be a violation of trade agreements to sell it on the world market at the same (subsidised) prices, which would explain its far lesser popularity outside the US (or maybe their own people are consuming all they can make anyway). Doesn't explain why Japan is the exception, though;; if anything I'd have thought Mexico more likely to use it, as that's part of the NAFTA trading block.

Anyway, as long as I don't have to consume that crap.... :-)

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since it is a plant extract rather than something that is only found in a testube

Favouring plant extracts over synthetic chemicals is an excellent rule of thumb. I mean ... if you ignore opium, hemlock, belladonna, cyanide, ricin ...

Wait ... I don't mean an excellent rule of thumb, do I? I mean a really really terrible rule of thumb.

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