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VCDX: The elite certification just 105 people hold

On 28 February next year in Las Vegas, a group of brave IT professionals will go before a jury of their peers and spend half a day defending themselves and their technical skills. The inquisitors will pull no punches and the process will be brutal. Many of those on trial will be defeated, rejected and fly home chastened. Others …

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The beginning of wisdom...

Qualifications are extremely valuable (not just for the extra money that they might earn you). Undertaking a recognised course with an examination should show that you have been tested to prove your skills and that you can demonstrate the ability to look at a situation and offer a sensible solution to a given problem. It should also show that you have the ability to think critically about your own work; and confirm if what you think you know is correct.

Experience is what you gain as you work in a given area; and it can be highly valuable. However, experience does not always mean that someone is working to the most practical or efficient method. All too often, people find a way that works and then they use that same method whatever the situation. It can be very effective; I've seen experts look at an issue and quickly identify the problem. But equally, I've seen people leap into fixing a problem and just make it worse because they thought that they knew what the issue was without actually bothering to check all of the facts (because they "knew better than anyone else").

Personally, I would be happy to listen to anyone based upon both experience and qualification. But I would still reserve judgement until I was happy that what they said was proven to be accurate. I'm probably biased; I have some qualifications and many years experience; but that doesn't mean that I think I'm always right.

There is an old saying; "The beginning of wisdom is the statement 'I do not know'"

not again thankyou

Vendors always claim "this time it's real" for their certification programs but honestly they are a treadmill delivering value only to the vendor itself. Any decent syllabus will by definition be time-consuming to complete and by the time you finally do get there you will find that the industry has moved on to the next thing.

I did absolutely tons of Novell and Microsoft exams but always no sooner had I got the latest shiny badge than it would be obsolete and back to square one. Comes a time you have to draw a line and ask yourself is this a good investment of your time.

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KISS... Or else.

I think I've spotted the problem with this qualification:

"All has to be enterprise class and sufficiently complex for large enterprises".

Surely a good architect makes it as uncomplicated as possible... Unless he wants to earn enough money to afford a Porsche I suppo... Oh.

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A Doctorate, You Say?

Chief Technology Officer Steve Herrod has likened it to attaining doctorate in VMware.

I'm sure anybody who's put in a LOT more than 350 hours obtaining a real doctorate in something useful like education, nursing, or engineering would be highly insulted at having their qualification compared to this nonsense. Utter wank.

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Re: A Doctorate, You Say?

I'd rather have the doctorate. At least then I can go around calling myself Doctor.

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Re: A Doctorate, You Say?

Downvoted by a Porsche driver? Ouch.

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Re: A Doctorate, You Say?

"At least then I can go around calling myself Doctor."

As long as you can wave the sonic screwdriver.

Personally, I'd prefer calling myself Master and have the human tissue compressor.

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Chief Technology Officer Steve Herrod has likened it to attaining doctorate in VMware.

Any bets on how long before it becomes a mandatory requirement for a job stacking shelves at Grotco?

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Err...

"Chief Technology Officer Steve Herrod has likened it to attaining doctorate in VMware."

In which case, he doesn't know much about the process of obtaining a phd. You have to study a subject to a level deeper than anyone else has ever done before. It typically takes at least three or four years, having seen what people who have done chemistry, philosophy and sizemology phd courses have gone through, I can't say that this would fit with their experience.

I would also make a note that the couple of computer science phd/masters people that I know or have worked with suggest that they wouldn't be the people you go to for real world problems. They're very intelligent, highly skilled, but just don't really get how you would really do something in a large company.

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Re: Err...

So they are saying this product needs someone with a PhD level of ability to get it to work? Sounds like they have fundamental design problems!

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Re: Err...

"sizemology " - the study of how big things are?

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Re: Err...

having seen what people who have done chemistry, philosophy and sizemology phd courses have gone through, I can't say that this would fit with their experience.

Reminds me of a joke I heard once...

What do you say to someone with a philosophy doctorate?

"Large Big Mac meal with Coke please"

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Re: Err...

"In which case, he doesn't know much about the process of obtaining a phd. "

Are you sure about that? I think he might have some idea of what's involved.......

http://www.vmware.com/au/company/leadership/stephen-herrod.html

"Herrod holds a Ph.D. and a master’s degree in computer science from Stanford University, and a bachelor of arts degree from the University of Texas, Austin."

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Re: Err...

Given that the CTO of VMware is a PhD I'd say he knows about the process. Also the time required before you're ready to attempt to become a VCDX could be very similar, i.e. multiple years of study / experience.

certs are a racket.

unfortunately, most big companies buy into the racket wholeheartedly.

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XKCD

Oops, thought that said XKCD...

...wondered why the article wasn't funny :)

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VCDX.. just image what it’d be like for a whole OS.

Sorry, but “I wonder if you could scale up to 1000 ESXi hosts” is a ‘codpiece in a gay bar’ scale-up is more about heat/power/cabling/security/management than any slither of software slipped in between a real OS (with real applications) and the hardware.

Bad car choices

A Carrera? Really? Could he not get a better 911, like the Turbo? Or a totally different car all together?

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Re: Bad car choices

Doesn't even say NEW Porsche!

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Re: Bad car choices

Bear in mind uninformed people often think any and every 911 *is* a Carerra. Sometimes people don't know they own a 911, like a certain small oil-related company manager guy I used to bump into.... they simply call it a "Carrera". Probably because it doen't say "911" on it.

The fact that you used to get 924, 944 and 928 Carreras is completely fresh news to them.

I once knew another guy who had the 911=Carrera blindspot, he once spent days hunting for coffee called "Parisienne" until I pointed out to him that most likely, Parisians didn''t grow coffee ;)

Perhaps someone sold our tech-guy the Carerra at a sky-high price having figured he wouldn't know any better, he probably never will, and will therefore be happy :P

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Re: Re: Bad car choices

".....924......" Ah, the fun we used to have winding up 924 owners! They used to get so upset when you let them into the secret of the 924's heritage - a rejected VW project, passed over for the Sirrocco, using a VW van engine and built by VW workers on the old NSU production line! About as far from a "real" Porsche as you could get.

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Re: Bad car choices

A virtual Porsche on a volkswagen bare metal hypervisor?.

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Re: Bad car choices

I wondered about the Porsche thing, it's hardly a mark of wealth. I bought an older one to potter around in on sunny days, cost considerably less than the Ford F150s that seem to ferry every man and his dog around here in TX. There are expensive Porsches but the base Carrera? We're not talking mid 6 figures income here are we?

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Vocabulary

Even if I have nothing to do with this particular (what ever letters) thing, I have learned it‘s more or less always about the vocabulary. It‘s a bit like every car manufacturer had a different word for "spark plug". And even if you feel you know what and why, you are pants if you don‘t know the right word for it. So what. Hats and coats.

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Re: A Doctorate, You Say?

So maybe a Virtual Doctor

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Re: A Doctorate, You Say?

So maybe a Virtual Doctor

drwatson.exe ?

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This is news?

Microsoft has a similar certification for some time now, the Microsoft Certified Architect. All of the details listed on the VMware cert are nearly verbatim what is required for the MCA: years of experience, multiple lower level certs, a major project that you can present and defend to a screening panel, etc. It is also a very rare cert only held by the top level folks in these specialties it is offered in.

I guess their PR department isn't as good as VMware when it comes to getting articles posted in El Reg.

Re: This is news?

Hi Willie, no PR involvement in this one mate. I met a VCDX at a function, investigated and here are the results. VMware PR helped with some data, but this story was NOT pitched to me by VMware.

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Failed it already

So it is tough, but the key issue that nobodies heard of it is huge. I'm stunned that they've only reached 105 guys certified and already split it into 3 tracks, they needed to get > 500 before that.

I did CCIE >10 years ago, and have never regretted it, but that does have some name recognition, I'm not in any hurry to find the time and money (from my own pocket as my employer hasn't heard of it either) to try again.

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Just in time!

What with Hyper-V getting ready to eat it from below, I suppose VMware need to to push the product into the "enterprise" level, and what better way than an "architect" qualification.

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As for Porsches...

There is only ONE real Porsche, the 356, preferably a Cabriolet!

Get a Carrera version of that an you have something (no I never saw one, but they were available). Of course it will attract tickets from the local gendarmes but driving on the 280 freeway at 90MPH with the top down on a clear summer night is a wonder to behold.

As for certifications, most of them prove that you can get certified, and not much else. I suspect that there exceptions (and VCDX might be one) but you get the picture.

If you want REAL certifications, try flight training or medicine where you don't really have time to look up things (blood pressure over 200 is really bad for instance). To get these, you need to train, and go through a "real life" test of your knowledge.

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Re: As for Porsches...

Pah! I can do that in my Vauxhall Tigra...

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"....I can do that in my Vauxhall Tigra...." Probably not without serious doubts as to your sexual orientation.

/Yeah, OK, quit pushing in your politically-correct manner, I'm going

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Who Cares

Is it also a mandatory requirement that those applying for this certification have their humility removed? It sure seems that way as VCDX seems to be synonymous with arrogance beyond this world.

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Some clarifications......

Some of the wording within the article as well as the comments here seem to indicate that there are some misunderstandings regarding the VCDX certification so I thought I would provide some clarifications based on my experience as someone who has gone through the certification process, and who is now on the VCDX certification panel.

1. The defense process is not an 'interrogation' or 'inquisition', nor is it a ‘brutal process’. My experience was that it was about the same of level questioning as you would expect when presenting a design to a team of customer architects.

2. I suspect the hours of prep time mentioned in the article is a reference to the time taken to put together the design and certification application that you intent to defend. It is not the total hours experience and learning that the candidate has undertaken. (I'm not aware of any VCDX holders with less than 5 years experience with VMware products in an enterprise environment) 350 hours does seem high for this step. My personal experience was around 30 hours (in addition to ~10 years experience with the technology) but it will depend on whether or not you have an existing design you can present.

3. Once you have your VCP certification there are no compulsory training requirements to attain the higher levels of certification (VCAP or VCDX) so this is definitely not an exercise in pushing VMware's education offerings. There are 'suggested' courses available, but these will only get you so far and are not mandatory. Without extensive real-world experience you won't succeed. This certification is designed to weed out those who only hold theoretical knowledge.

4. ‘Complexity’ is not one of the criteria for this certification and unnecessary complexity will definitely hurt your chances of passing.

5. The correct name for the certification targeting desktop virtualization architects is "VCDX-Desktop", not "VCDX-EUC"

5. I'm VCDX certified and I don't own a Porsche

6. The manager running the VCDX program drives a (rusty) '91 Jeep.

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Re: Some clarifications......

The requirements for the design from the blueprint state the following:

The design you submit must be for an infrastructure…

- where business requirements drive design and implementation decisions

- suited for mission-critical applications

- in a managed environment.

The design should definitely not be unnecessarily complex. But try and produce a design that meets those requirements in an enterprise managed environment that does not have some complexity.

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