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Australian Prime Minister: Mayan calendar 'true'

Australia's Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, has declared the "Mayan calendar was true," and told her nation to expect the end. "My dear fellow remaining Australians," Gillard says in the video below, "the end of the world is coming." The Y2K bug was not to blame, Gillard says, fingering the Mayans, zombies and even Korean pop …

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Re: Excoriation of Tony Abbott (video link)

Hacker: I'm appalled.

Sir Humphrey: You're appalled? I'm appalled.

Hacker: I just can't believe it I'm ... I'm appalled. What do you make of it Bernard?

Bernard: I'm appalled.

Hacker: So am I, appalled.

Sir Humphrey: (after a pause) It's appalling.

Re: Excoriation of Tony Abbott (video link)

Sir Humphrey: Now, Minister, if you are going to promote women just because they're the best person for the job, you will create a lot of resentment throughout the whole of the Civil Service!

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Or....

She could just get on and do her damned job and run the country instead of wasting time with this crap

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At least she stayed in Oz to do it - rather than our own self-interested (nearly ex) MP who told teacher she was just popping the shops but went to lick kangaroo's bum instead.

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"This prank is therefore seen as a vote-winner."

Can't see it. Surely after a world-ending apocalypse, nothing is going to affect your share of the vote when the total electorate is zero?

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Re: "This prank is therefore seen as a vote-winner."

Zombies have rights too!

We're having a marchshuffle through London tomorrow:

What do we want? Votes for zombies! When do we want them? Braaaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzz!!!!!!

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We're doomed!

That's no spoof: it's a secret message to her lizard cohorts!

Ugh, Gillard

Julia Gillard is an "unreconstructed" anti-gay bigot, continuously opposing same-sex marriage and adoption rights in Australia for no good reason, so I'd take anything she says with the mean annual global salt production.

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Australia as a haven for out of date white racist, sexist homophobic rednecks - inconceivable .

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RIGHT! Thats IT

RIGHT! That's IT - Everybody, Reddit is over THAT WAY-> (http:://www.reddit.com).

ALL this left vs right crap can just MOVE ALONG.

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Could you shout LEFT! a few times as well, just for balance?

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Girls Generation

If you don't understand how K-Pop could be a sign of the apocalypse, just watch some Girls Generation music videos on YouTube. You'll be glad you did, but you won't be able to get the lyrics out of your head, because the Korean language sounds like you should be able to understand it, but you can't, unless you do. It's more mind-blowing than Beyoncé's "Put a ring on it" video. Aliens, because I think GG are aliens.

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Did you feel it too honey?

I felt the earth move

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Lies and blasphemy!

Who ever heard of such talk of strange-sounding radio stations?

There is only one radio station: Radio 4

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