LOHAN slips BRA over BOOBIES in ballocket backronym buffoonery
Our invitation to readers to come up with a snappy acronym/backronym for our Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) mission's electronic control board appears to have awoken the sniggering schoolboy inside some of you. Special Projects Bureau tradition dictates that we have an entertaining moniker for our endeavours, hence …
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or how about
Satellite
Located
Altitude &
Positioning
P.C.B. for
Ejaculative
Release
Well it is LOHAN
SPEARS
System for Practical and Electronical Altitude Recognition Services
This being LOHAN...
What about
Control Rocket Altitude Confirming Kosher (CRACK)
Mission Electronics Trimming Hazard (METH)
Deploy Rocket Under Good Situations (DRUGS)
MACHETE
Microprocessor Activated Control Hardware Ensuring Timely Ejection
http://uk.imdb.com/character/ch0177472/
BIC.URI.OUS
Balloon
In-flight
Control
-
Universal
Release and
Ignition
-
low-Orbit
bUreau
Sender vehicle
Re: BICURIOUS
Balloon In-flight Control Unit for the Release and Ignition into low-Orbit of the bUreau Spacecraft
Has anybody come up with...
Altitude
Initiated
Rocket
Blast
Activation
Gizmo
Well I started by thinking about LOHAN's Multitasking Instrumentation Node for Geospatial Exploration, but suspect, and counter to public opinion/knowledge, that it's too small. So in a similar vein, and based upon recent events I think a Multitasking Instrumentation System for Dynamic Exploration, Mapping, Evaluation And Notification of Orbiting Range for LOHAN wouldn't go amiss.
PROBATION
Practical
ROcket
Balloon
Atmospheric
Transport
Ignition and
low-Orbit launch
Navigator
FLASHR
Firmware
Location
Altitude
Signalling
Hardware
Reusable
A few more...
AA: Altitude Assist vehicle
DUI: Device assisting Uplift and Ignition
EX-CON: EXtreme altitude CONtrol unit
Re: A few more...
DUI: Device for assessing Uplift and controlling Ignition
Controlled High-Altitude Release LOHAN Ignition Electronic System
CHARLIES
launch assisted by instrument assembly
fully autonomous instrument lash-up
GPS assisted launcher
PIPPA - more classy
Pyro
Ignition
Performed at
Precise
Altitude
Are you going to take this lying down?
Never mind all this acronyming. A major upgrade to Lohan is clearly needed.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/9668659/Harvard-students-send-hamburger-into-space.html
Bacon sarnie payload.
Re: Are you going to take this lying down?
Well if we need a bacon sarnie let's call the control board the
Balloon
Altitude
Controller
Operating
Near
Stratosphere
After
Relay
Neatly
Ignites
Explosives
FACEPALM
Firing
And
Control
Electronics/
PAyload
Launch
Manager
LOHAN BARES ALL
Ballocket
Atmospheric
Release
Enabler
Allowing
Lateral
Lift-off
Spaced out
Special Projects Altitude Correcting Electronic Device (for) Optimal laUnch Triggering
Tbh, the U had (has) me stumped there.
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