back to article LOHAN slips BRA over BOOBIES in ballocket backronym buffoonery

Our invitation to readers to come up with a snappy acronym/backronym for our Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) mission's electronic control board appears to have awoken the sniggering schoolboy inside some of you. Special Projects Bureau tradition dictates that we have an entertaining moniker for our endeavours, hence …

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Happy

or how about

Satellite

Located

Altitude &

Positioning

P.C.B. for

Ejaculative

Release

Well it is LOHAN

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Altitude Release SystEm (ARSE)

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SPEARS

System for Practical and Electronical Altitude Recognition Services

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This being LOHAN...

What about

Control Rocket Altitude Confirming Kosher (CRACK)

Mission Electronics Trimming Hazard (METH)

Deploy Rocket Under Good Situations (DRUGS)

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Z80

MACHETE

Microprocessor Activated Control Hardware Ensuring Timely Ejection

http://uk.imdb.com/character/ch0177472/

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BIC.URI.OUS

Balloon

In-flight

Control

-

Universal

Release and

Ignition

-

low-Orbit

bUreau

Sender vehicle

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Re: BICURIOUS

Balloon In-flight Control Unit for the Release and Ignition into low-Orbit of the bUreau Spacecraft

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B.A.C.

Balloon

Assist and

Control unit

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Re: B.A.C.

Ballocket

Assist and

Control unit

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Has anybody come up with...

Altitude

Initiated

Rocket

Blast

Activation

Gizmo

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Well I started by thinking about LOHAN's Multitasking Instrumentation Node for Geospatial Exploration, but suspect, and counter to public opinion/knowledge, that it's too small. So in a similar vein, and based upon recent events I think a Multitasking Instrumentation System for Dynamic Exploration, Mapping, Evaluation And Notification of Orbiting Range for LOHAN wouldn't go amiss.

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PROBATION

Practical

ROcket

Balloon

Atmospheric

Transport

Ignition and

low-Orbit launch

Navigator

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FLASHR

Firmware

Location

Altitude

Signalling

Hardware

Reusable

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A few more...

AA: Altitude Assist vehicle

DUI: Device assisting Uplift and Ignition

EX-CON: EXtreme altitude CONtrol unit

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Re: A few more...

DUI: Device for assessing Uplift and controlling Ignition

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Ballistic

Altitude

Load

Launch

Systems

Ignition

Node

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Controlled High-Altitude Release LOHAN Ignition Electronic System

CHARLIES

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Awwww

I really wanted to see LOHAN get the SHITS.

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launch assisted by instrument assembly

fully autonomous instrument lash-up

GPS assisted launcher

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E.

PIPPA - more classy

Pyro

Ignition

Performed at

Precise

Altitude

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Are you going to take this lying down?

Never mind all this acronyming. A major upgrade to Lohan is clearly needed.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/9668659/Harvard-students-send-hamburger-into-space.html

Bacon sarnie payload.

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Re: Are you going to take this lying down?

Well if we need a bacon sarnie let's call the control board the

Balloon

Altitude

Controller

Operating

Near

Stratosphere

After

Relay

Neatly

Ignites

Explosives

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FACEPALM

Firing

And

Control

Electronics/

PAyload

Launch

Manager

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Mushroom

LOHAN BARES ALL

Ballocket

Atmospheric

Release

Enabler

Allowing

Lateral

Lift-off

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Spaced out

Special Projects Altitude Correcting Electronic Device (for) Optimal laUnch Triggering

Tbh, the U had (has) me stumped there.

<---- The required result

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