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The Committee for Purity in the Camp is reportedly selling spectacles that deliberately blur vision, leading wearers not into temptation. The glasses are, apparently, on sale in the more orthodox Jewish sections of Israel, for £25 or only a fiver for stickers one can attach to ones existing specs. The idea is to blur anything …

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    1. Graham Bartlett
      Devil

      Never mind that - why was she out of the house on her own?! Clearly she was bringing dishonour to her family by not having a man with her to make sure she didn't give in to the urge to strip naked and participate in a mass orgy right there in the street, which everyone knows women would do given half a chance. So running her over was socially responsible and an act of kindness for her family by saving them the trouble of killing her themselves.

      1. Dave 15

        never mind that...

        But surely she should be tied to the sink with a horde of babies (to ensure the religion takes over the world)

        what do you do if your wife changes the tv channel while you watch football?

        shorten the chain she shouldn't be out of the kitchen

  1. deadlockvictim
    Unhappy

    Committee for Purity in the Camp

    I thought at first that El Reg was being sarcastic, but it seems to actually exist. The Committee of Un-American Activities does spring to mind.

    I wonder whether orthodox Israeli soldiers will be wearing these when they are next engaging neighbours or co-inhabitants?

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
      Unhappy

      Re: Committee for Purity in the Camp

      > orthodox Israeli soldiers

      If you are relgious enough, you are exempted from military service.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Committee for Purity in the Camp

        Not any more, the law that grants those nutters that particular exemption expired recently. Yay religious loonies with guns!

      2. Crazy Operations Guy
        FAIL

        Shouldn't they all be exempt from service

        What with the whole 'Thou shalt not kill' thing and all...

  2. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
    Devil

    A new take!

    Take the blue pill, and you stay in wonderland. Take the red pill, and YOUR F*CKING GLASSES WILL FALL OFF.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Meh

    Just switch over

    I wouldn't recommend these glasses to anybody, yet it would help to see where these guys are coming from.

    Many years ago, when 'Angry from Tumbridge Wells' would complain about too much leg being shown on the telly, many people responded saying "Well, just turn the telly off if you don't like it, or switch over to Songs of Praise". The same is said now about people complaining about porn on the internet, they're told to just not look at it and let those who want to look at it do just that.

    Now though, all the stuff that was offensive back then is around and about us so much that if you are offended by the sight of bare thighs, bosoms or bottoms, if certain words offend you or certain ideas cause you distress, then you can't just 'switch to another channel' can you? Suddenly, you're no longer free to leave the house because you're either made red with rage or you're offended by what you may call lies.

    1. NumptyScrub

      Re: Just switch over

      quote: "Now though, all the stuff that was offensive back then is around and about us so much that if you are offended by the sight of bare thighs, bosoms or bottoms, if certain words offend you or certain ideas cause you distress, then you can't just 'switch to another channel' can you? Suddenly, you're no longer free to leave the house because you're either made red with rage or you're offended by what you may call lies."

      Unless I am mistaken (and it is entirely possible I am) there is no defined "right to not be offended" here in the West, unlike other negative rights like the "right to not be assaulted". If someone is no longer free to leave the house because the entire country offends, I would recommend they should be looking at emigration to a country that better fits their personal moral beliefs, as the one that they are in is obviously the wrong one. It's the geographical equivalent to changing the channel.

      The drawback of a free society, is that the rest of society is free to offend as it sees fit. As a comitted freetard (a 'tard that believes in freedom), I fully support them in their right to excercise that freedom, even (especially!) if it is me they are offending. After all, I am free to offend them right back, and I am also free to ignore them ;)

    2. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
      Holmes

      Re: Just switch over

      Why not become member of some fundamentalist party?

    3. Esskay
      Thumb Up

      Re: Just switch over

      "Suddenly, you're no longer free to leave the house because you're either a crazy cat person or you're a fucking mental."

      fixed.

  4. Stratman

    Is the act of putting them on a servile work? Will they be allowed to carry out the procedure on the sabbath?

  5. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    X-ray specs

    So if we had working X-ray specs we would see everyone naked, and allegedly made in God's image.

    So lots of naked Gods walking around, who could object to that ?

    1. Michael Dunn

      Re: X-ray specs

      No, yaac, you'd just see the bones!

  6. HuwLewis
    FAIL

    Another myth debunked

    So clearly, despite what the god botherers say, it doesn't make you blind. You have to buy special specs for that...

    What a bunch of *ankers!

  7. John A Blackley

    No insults to offer

    but the more I learn about various religions, the more I smile.

    Thanks, folks, for the entertainment.

  8. Craig 28

    I'm just waiting...

    For the lawsuits when people realise these things have ruined their eyesight. It's essentially like wearing a prescription not suited to your vision, eventually your eyes try to adapt to the glasses then you can't see properly without them. Trouble is sooner or later these'll probably go out of production, then they'll need to pay for glasses they might not have otherwise needed.

  9. Brad Ackerman
    IT Angle

    The English-language link promises portable screens that will "prevent the calamity of inadvertently watching an in-flight movie". I'm 110% shomer trayf, but I'd love to buy those.

    1. MajorTom

      >>"prevent the calamity of inadvertently watching an in-flight movie".

      Just put on an eyepatch, like Captain Hook. Then put a patch on the other eye.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I suspect beer goggles could work in reverse, also.

  11. Maryland, USA
    Happy

    Someone came up with Googly modesty glasses in 2009 (video)

    For an augmented reality approach to Modesty Glasses, check out this prescient video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDaXhyXwjkU

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