And the worst film NEVER made is...
Well, ladies and gentlemen, the time has come to announce the winner of our reader poll to select the worst film never made. And the winner is... Our movie poster for The Phantom Menace: The Musical Yes indeed, the nightmarish prospect of Eddie Murphy as Jar-Jar Binks swung the popular vote, with The Phantom Menace: The …
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Re: Poster?
Sadly, you might need to float the idea past your legal team, too.
Highlander II was so bad, when Highlander III came out they even ignored the fact that there was a II, now that is how to tell you made a CRAP movie. Hell it didn't even fit the story line which excluding 2 was pervasive in all (8 of them I think, including an anime version) the movies in the series.
Highlander II was an epic Failure of a film! Glad to see it on the list
Highlander II was so bad, when Highlander III came out they even ignored the fact that there was a II, now that is how to tell you made a CRAP movie. Hell it didn't even fit the story line which excluding 2 was pervasive in all (8 of them I think, including an anime version) the movies in the series.
Re: Highlander II was an epic Failure of a film! Glad to see it on the list
You know, you'd of thought the producers would have gotten the point. I mean, how many times did the actors tell them:
"There can be only one!"
Re: Highlander II was an epic Failure of a film! Glad to see it on the list
"There can be only one!"?
Someone should have told Matt Newman 1 that before he double-posted!
Your entry needs only one more thing
You seem to have left Baz Luhrmann off the credits.
Or Golan-Globus.
@Colin Critch
"We now return you to your regularly scheduled film. There will be NO further interruptions of Amazon Women on The Moon."
*clap clap*
Joyful commiseration to the Winner, I eagerly await your response to the postmans question "what the heck is in here?" where you have to explain your delivery of such classics as Twilight, Twilight or indeed, Twilight... Did I mention Twilight?
Re: *clap clap*
I may put on a mask and make random DVD donations thorough letterboxes.
Probably even more offensive than stuffing through a burning bag of dog faeces.
The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It
No wait, THAT actually DOES exists!
Look: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1498870
: )
Re: The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It
NOOOOOO
It DOES actually exist........how?!?
And the director is...
I like how you have chosen a cast that most people would want to avoid, and kept true to the original, the Director we already do!
it already happened....
it already happened...
http://vimeo.com/7624392
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Wierd Al Yankovic - The Saga Begins
also check out "Yoda" by the same guy.
Anonymous because... well obvious really.
But I liked AVATAR
Unobtanium was a kewl idea as was mind melding into an avatar. The world mind is an old idea and I don't thing getting from here to unobtanium gets us any where near creating THAT...and I could do without the resource-extraction=bad, nude natives=good baloney. Yet it's a tear jerker in the traditional style and the mine melding with the buzzards or whatever that they ride on, that was kewl too.
I agree I didn't like Titanic except for the engine room scenes. Don't accept the premise I guess.
But surely...
Manos - The Hands of Fate ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060666/ ) should be on the list. Appallingly awful, without any of the redeeming qualities of Cat Women of the Moon (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0045609/ ), my other favorite for inducing nausea. Where else can we enjoy Victor Jory as the love interest?! Yikes!
Can I nominate a child's cartoon.
I don't go to terrible movies because of all the sex and violence. Chick flicks all end the same way. That leaves cartoons which I find very satisfying.
But I made a big mistake when I rented "The Sponge Bob That Didn't Bark."
Save your money.
Backing singers
Don't forget the backing singers.
Steven Segal as Qui-Gon Jinn (starring in the tap dance scene)
Danny Devito as Yoda
Sylvester Stallone as Senator Palpatine.
worst films
Where's Austin Powers? A comedy with 2 laughs.
Where's the classic "Plan 9 from Outer space"?
Oh, and I loved Avatar although make no pretence that it was anything other than 3 hours of eye candy.
Umm. . . Ishtar missed the list ?
Ishtar. Campy movies have some redeeming ridicule value. Ishtar I actually walked out of. That two big name actors would actually star in such drivel. . .
Maybe I'm too old.
Any good Eddie Murphy films...
... come about completely by accident in my opinion.
What about...
The gripping computer forensics thriller, Kill -9 from User Space?
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