Zuck weds self to lady friend in surprise ceremony
Moneybags Mark Zuckerberg updated his relationship status to "married" on Saturday - just one day after floating Facebook on Nasdaq. The 28-year-old billionaire founder of the social network tied the knot with long-term sweetheart Priscilla Chan, who Zuck met at Harvard and started dating in 2004. No hoodie at my nuptials... …
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On a more serious note
They probably invited the friends and family down for the wedding but did not want to be saddled with toasters and blankets, so removed the need for the guests to worry about that. Very thoughtful of them, what do "ordinary" people, money wise, get as gifts for such people?
On a side note, marked this down for when I float my firm (that does not exist) and then get married the next day (my wife might just kill me). Suprise ceremony, good idea.
Stop the malice..
Wow! You guys are mean!
Cut it out... Not cool!
No matter what happens to the stock
It looks like his money worries are over if he's smart enough, getting married is probably wise right now time wise, good luck to them, not an easy time for anyone in Western economies at the moment, at least he's made something of himself rather than just turning up to work your average job every day
Re: No matter what happens to the stock
Yep - always a good idea to marry a doctor
f**kerburg
Whenever I see f**kerburg's face I want to remove that obnoxious smile from his face with a baseball bat.
which goes to show
Nothing invented by man is as powerful an aphrodisiac as being the CEO of a $100+ billion IPO.
Re: which goes to show
Nothing invented by man is as powerful an aphrodisiac as being the CEO of a $90 billion (and falling) IPO.
There...fixed it for you.
Re: which goes to show
Who cares Zuck already got paid. Granted he is losing money with stock he has left but he ain't hurting.
SHE IS ALREADY PRACTISING HER FROWN FACE
now in accordance with marital policy Zuck will have his dick and balls shrink wrapped.
Why
...do they have a wire with lights on it going through their heads? Is this some new kind of Facebook thing?
following in the footsteps of
Rupert Murdoch. If your offspring will speak Mandarin etc you set your family dynasty up quite nicely for the future. I'm sure that never occured to this particular member of the chosen people of Israel. Just a happy coincidence - I wish them well
And how many likes did he get
Compared to how many people in the Facebook system?
Thought so!
And what up with Chan's look, it's not happy, is it smug I gotz da money beyatches! Or sniggering at the other women in the world?
I wouldn't like to be negotiating THAT prenup!
Actually scratch that, I'd love to be.
Kerching.
BIG DUMB GUY WAS AT THE WEDDING
DISNEYLAND TODAY THEN BACK TO EL REG
Clever
A good way to avoid a media scrum and annoying paparazzi. He's managed to get a quiet romantic wedding after all. Had the media known, he'd have been deluged by unpleasant reporters...
Also clever of her - had the sale of FB not generated sufficient $, she could have lef thim at the altar! (Just kidding, Im sure she loves him for his wonderful personality...)
well at least she had a $4K gown
Looks like Mark bought his suit at K-Mart. I have an order in for FB stock. When it hits $13 I am buying a thousand shares.
Now that all the mean, hurtful comments have been posted,
anybody want to chip in for a blender or a badminton set?
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