back to article Global chocolate crisis looms

The world's chocolate supply is at risk, according to Professor David Guest of the University of Sydney's Faculty of Agriculture and Environment. Professor Guest will tomorrow deliver a talk titled The Chocolate Crisis in which he will warn that "We're in a situation where chocolate manufacturers are anxious about meeting …

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  1. Matt Bryant Silver badge
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    Panic!

    For all those saying "whatever", imagine four billion women, all more than willing to make you suffer their time of the month, and with no choccie to placate them..... We're doomed, I tell you, DOOOOMED!!!!

    1. Some Beggar

      Re: Panic!

      I think you're probably safe on that count.

      1. Matt Bryant Silver badge

        Re: Re: Panic!

        "I think you're probably safe on that count." Well, the backup plan involves a dent in the bank account and a serious stress threat to the staff of womens' shoe stores. Thankfully, my bank balance can handle it, can yours?

        1. Some Beggar

          Re: Panic!

          Just so I'm clear, for the purposes of this discussion are we still pretending that you have female friends?

  2. Rhua
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    It's not all bad

    Just imagine how many less women will be walking around with big fat asses!!

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