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A Los Angeles woman earned herself a cuffing for allegedly offering McDonald's drive-thru punters "sexual favours" in return for Chicken McNuggets. According to this report, Khadijah Baseer made her pitch at the fast-food outlet in West Olive Avenue, Burbank, last Wednesday night. She "opened customers’ car doors" and …

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    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Miles, since it's America.

      1. Steven Roper

        Only miles?

        I would have said parsecs, myself ;)

  1. Andy 97
    Facepalm

    And if you ever wondered what goes into a Chicken Mcnuggett

    http://docakilah.wordpress.com/2011/05/11/can-you-guess-what-mcdonald%E2%80%99s-food-item-this-is/

  2. JDX Gold badge

    mmm, nuggets.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Where I come from...

      ...'nuggets' (without any other word to clarify) referrs to small bits of poop.

      ...

      "ChickenMcNuggets", however, referrs to something far less appealing.

  3. b166er

    Seriously, not since 2003 Andy 97!

    Takes the shine off hot dogs though, although I believe the Herta brand doesn't use mechanically separated pork.

    Food for thought.

    Anyway, back to the jokes....Did she open the door and say 'gobble, gobble'?

  4. scarshapedstar
    Thumb Up

    There's hope for me yet!

    I only buy McNuggets when I go to McD's, so... made up my mind, I'll make a new start, goin' to California with an achin' in my heart...

  5. Smart@ss
    Go

    That happened to me in Chicken Cottage in West Kensington once, which is probably worse.

    I declined. You might want to drop by if you fancy your chances.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Chicken cottaging?

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Damn! I'm two blocks up the street! Guessed I missed out on that one.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    So what's the problem?

    Want sex with that order?

  8. LaeMing
    Go

    Didn't she see 'Idiocracy'

    You go to StarBucks for that!

  9. DavidK
    Pint

    Eh? Am I in a time warp? Is it Friday afternoon already?

    Because this sounds distinctly like a Friday afternoon article.

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
      Megaphone

      No but I wish the moderatrix were back.

  10. dssf

    Maybe something on the table would be

    "Dippin' Dots", or, maybe some sauce on the side...

  11. pullenuk

    i have

    A big shake, half pounder, side of nuggets, and hairy fries, to go, I be under my big Mac, back of car outside....

    Seriously?

  12. sype
    Trollface

    what no milkshake?

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    the laws are really screwed up. a guy can be shopping with his girlfriend/wife/mistress/lover she says "buy me x and I'll give you a treat later" and we all know what that means. and you can be paid for sex as long as you're making porn. but you can't do it in exchange for McNuggets?! WTF? I once got a blowy from my friends little sister for getting her a pack of smokes am I up next in front of the beak? you can all relax, i was 15 at the time and she's only a year my junior. ac for obvious reasons

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  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Did she at least ask the guy if he wanted fries with that?

    1. hi_robb

      She asked if she could unzip his flies with that..

  15. Winkypop Silver badge
    Alert

    That's awful, just plain awful!

    McDonalds, ick!

  16. deadlockvictim
    Big Brother

    Just curious

    I wonder how much sales of Chicken McNuggets rose in this particular branch once the articles spread like wildfire across the media...

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Trollface

    This adds new meaning.....

    To the phrase "McDonald's?? That place blows!"

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    It's normal currency in California

    While driving down the main road out here in the california desert, now all the dirty old men are clogging up the McDonald's drive through asking for the box of one hundred nuggets for $9.99. These 70 year old seniors seem disappointed wen even the homeless ladies run from them

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