Really??..... Really??
@David Black
I think that the best thing for you to do is to take the £50 offered by Dazzza and get yourself down town and give it to one of the nice ladies there. It seems that emptying yourself into a tissue every night is not really getting rid of your tension so well...
If you have 117 issues that you've posted to your blog then that probably says a huge amount more about you than the phone. I seriously doubt that I could find 117 issues that annoy me about gang rape or paedophilia.