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After this week's announcement that the late Steve Jobs will be remembered through a Hollywood biopic, the obvious question facing Sony Pictures is… which actor gets the nod for the lead role? The film rights to Walter Isaacson's biography, due to be published later this month, was snapped up by Sony Pictures for a healthy sum …

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  1. Richard 116
    Mushroom

    Arnie

    'Nuff said.

    Move along now. Nothing to see here.

  2. BorkedAgain
    Meh

    Pixar.

    Animate the thing. In 3D. Tom Hanks to do the voice.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Bit late for that

      As Sony got the rights, although 2 movies about Steve Jobs would give The Register a lot more to write about

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Brandon Routh and John Malkovich. Not that I actually care.

  4. Jon Double Nice

    SACHA BARON COHEN!

    SACHA BARON COHEN!

    SACHA BARON COHEN!

    SACHA BARON COHEN!

  5. OzBob
    Devil

    Surely Pixar can do some magic to ressurect Steve?

    Now that would be a tribute.

    Deus ex machina!

  6. cliveski
    Facepalm

    I know....

    Woody Allen!

    1. Armando 123

      Woody Allen? Only if Steve shot a moose once. He put tied it to the hood of the car, and was driving home.

      [Great, now I need to listen to that old Moose bit again.]

      And there's law in New York about driving through the Holland Tunnel with a live moose strapped to your car on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and alternate Saturdays ...

  7. Jedit Silver badge
    Joke

    There can be only one choice

    Jobs was a major control freak who dressed in black all the time, took centre stage at huge rallies of rabidly fanatic followers who practically deified him, tried to conquer the world (and failed), and died aged 56. Last time they needed someone to play someone with those characteristics, Bruno Ganz knocked it out of the park.

    (NB: all similarities are cosmetic. Jobs didn't improve the world by dying, for starters.)

    1. John Smith 19 Gold badge
      Happy

      @Jedit

      "Last time they needed someone to play someone with those characteristics, Bruno Ganz knocked it out of the park."

      Awesome. He also speaks English..

    2. amanfromearth
      FAIL

      Colour blind?

      Hitler wore brown, not black

  8. GatesFanbois
    Coat

    How about richard stallman or steve ballmer

  9. Cunningly Linguistic

    Pee Wee Herman?

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Easy

    For hippie who started Apple: Richard Stallman

    iPod bloke: Andy Rubin

    Both have excellent acting skills.

    1. Dana W
      Trollface

      Pass the Forklift.

      Have you had a good look at Stallman recently? He would have to play 4-5 Steve Jobs!

  11. Steen Hive
    Thumb Up

    No brainer

    Meg Ryan.

  12. General Pance
    Thumb Up

    Bill Gates

    How funny would that be?

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Bollywood style

    Aamir Khan, loads of dancing...would be hilarious.

  14. TheOtherHobbbes

    Er...

    Chuck Norris, surely?

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Gary Coleman (young) Tilda Swinton (old)

    Or even the other way round.

    6 months time it will be, "Steve Who ?" And it will find itself in development hell.

  16. Najeebster

    Matt Damon

    Matt Damon - How do you them Apples?

  17. Andus McCoatover
    Windows

    Hugh Laurie would be my choice.

    Quite a likeness. Plus, the attitude of the character he has learned in his rôle in "House" ...

    http://www.hughlaurie.net/galleries.html

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Jim Caviezel

    Jim Caviezel as older Steve

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    If he could get to the correct weight...

    ...Harold Ramis as the old Steve Jobs.

    And probably just shave him for the younger version ;0)

  20. Dave Murray

    Trey Parker

    He did a great job as Jobs in that documentary about Apple, HUMANCENTiPAD.

  21. Turtle

    Needless effort.

    From what I have been reading lately, it is plainly apparent that there is no need to choose anyone: Jobs will play himself, because he will be rising from the dead any day now. . .

  22. Snow Hill Island
    Happy

    Surely there's only one thespian who has all the passion required to do the Jobs properly...

    Stephen Fry!

    1. John Smith 19 Gold badge
      Thumb Up

      @Snow Hill Island

      "who has all the passion required to do the Jobs properly...

      Stephen Fry!"

      Elegant. Neat. Simple.

    2. Armando 123

      With Allen Davis as Wozniak?

  23. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Will the film touch on...

    ...the inhuman working conditions that Apple makes use of? http://tinyurl.com/68k23vh

    Still, what's a few dead so long as the fanbois can have the latest shiny, eh?

    I realise that Apple is not alone in this, but moral equivalence is not an excuse.

  24. The Dark Lord
    Trollface

    In Pixar's back catalogue...

    ... you see that they have already committed Steve Job's bio to silicon celluloid.

    He is, of course...

    SYNDROME!

    Rejected in the youth of his career by his closest ally, then comes back all natty-dressed and laden with shiny gadgets. And quite evil & shouty with it.

    1. John Smith 19 Gold badge
      Happy

      @The Dark Lord

      Do you want him voiced by Jason Lee (My Name is Earl) as well?

  25. Jim 59

    Stephen Fry

    he does a great american accent, honestly

    1. Tony Smith, Editor, Reg Hardware (Written by Reg staff)

      Re: Stephen Fry

      At least Fry would pronounce 'jaguar' correctly...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        As in -

        hag-WAR?

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        RE: Re: Stephen Fry

        That might be so, but I bet he still couldn't get a Newton to understand his handwriting.

  26. Hooch181
    Trollface

    I know...

    Ian McDiarmid!

  27. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Looking at the photo of him on the Reg home page..

    ..I would have to suggest the woman who plays the geek in The Big Bang Theory.

  28. Nerf Herder

    I'm a Mac ...

    ... and Justin Long would be ideal for the young Jobs. (He was also in Die Hard 4 for those with short memories).

  29. S Watts
    Facepalm

    film title?

    Somebody *must* have suggested "iJobs"...

  30. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    FFS

    Who cares? I'm sick of hearing about Jobs now, we've done the obits, we've done the death certificate, can we PLEASE get on with the rest of our lives without even more Jobsian naval gazing?

  31. Absent

    Ashton Kutcher is currently the spit of 70s Steve Jobs. http://9gag.com/gag/338184

  32. Doug Glass
    Go

    The Big Bang Theory

    Jim Parsons aka Sheldon

  33. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Happy

    Given the good job they did on Oliver Reed in gladiator.

    Jobs playing Jobs *might* not be too difficult.

    Not sure about the dialogue.

    Although using motion capture Polar Express style (and the new Tin tin movie) tends to give a much creepier effect. A sense of not-quite-rightness which has a certain appeal.

    It could be "The Social Network" of 2011.

    Although I suspect it will be more like Transformers 3.

    1. Andus McCoatover
      Windows

      Jobs playing Jobs *might* not be too difficult.

      Anyone remember the Bruce Lee film, shot after/during when he died?

      A villain came in to the dressing room and gave a karate kick.

      Actor almost fell from behind the cardboard cutout.

      Comical, if hewasn't one of my faveourite performers in the 70's.

  34. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    regarding Noah Wyle ...

    He *does* looks scarily like the young original in the article photo here, but he's probably too old to be convincing as the younger Jobs now. He'd be perfect for the NeXt era Steve, though.

  35. DaemonProcess
    Meh

    likeness

    I am for Joaquin Phoenix (moody Johny Cash meets scheming infantile Comodus).

    Guess I'm not such a fan after all. Its probably because of the patent wars.

  36. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Christian Bale

    Not too far off in looks and well known for managing to lose weight for a film - see the Machinist

  37. Nick Galloway

    Heath Ledger

    They both have something in common...

  38. John I'm only dancing

    Kevin Smith should direct ...

    ...Brian O'Halloran who played Dante in Clerks.

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