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A San Francisco design firm has produced one of the most provocative human-machine interfaces we've seen in some time: a USB drive that doubles as a personal vibrator. "In a world where high technology and luxury design seem to touch every corner of our lives, the most intimate experiences should be no exception," Crave declares …

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Walks in

Hey guys whats going on? WTF? Slowly walks out of the rum and then runs.

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Coffee/keyboard

18" plastic fist

we have a winner - most excellent

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100 feet?

That's an unusually high up shower.

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Thumb Up

Unusually high shower...

Or a very deep... (no I won't go there)

Thumbs up, do you have to ask why?

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Paris Hilton

Review

Are RegHardware going to review this?

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Coat

I'd like to hear...

... Ms. Bee's take on the matter.

Unfortunately, she's departed the lofty circles of El' Reg's editorial staff...

(Coat, 'cause her coat-peg next to the door's empty.)

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sex drive

sex drive

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Devil

Better yet ...

... a BlueTooth storage device for your pr0n. No need to 'unplug' it just to plug it into your laptop USB port.

BlueTooth control makes for some interesting applications (remote control toys have already been developed for this). But the ability to join the vibrator to one (or more) mobile devices running remote control apps (possibly anonymously) could make for some interesting party games.

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I remember

I remember saving things on my floppy...

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Coat

I think my head is about ready to explode..

The punchlines....

While I certainly admire the designer's inginuity, I'm already wondering about when they start showing up in the office? Will data files be backed up more regularly or will there be a drop in productivity, by 50% of the workforce?

As a part time desktop tech who has to help folks out with regular usb drives, I'm wondering about how I should react when a customer rings, complaining about something that has gone awry with their product (the storage component).

If I buy a couple of cases of these things for executives (as gifts to the ladies), do you think the mood might lighten up a little bit?

I'm also wondering that if I jam a thumb drive into an unused oriface of a blow up doll, if I can claim her as a legitimate business expense, as storage? Or would that fall under entertainment?

And as a sidebar about the possibility of a buttplug offering... I do believe that would be best marketed to the Apple crowd, for rather obvious reasons.

I don't understand anymore...

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Personal vibrator

Don't tell me about other kinds

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Happy

By supporting Crave and its pioneering flash-drive-cum-vibrator [No pun intended. – Ed]

Wafting towards us on the breeze of a summer evening we here the strains of the park band playing "Believe it if you like".

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A competitor to those wristband usb drives?

Some folk have one of those brightly coloured wristband USB drives so they always have some storage with them.

Could this be an alternative for lady geeks?

Also reminds me of a previous ElReg article:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/19/mobile_phone_thief/

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Coat

Is that a USB Memory Device

in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

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