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The hard cases among you who subscribe to the "I'll drink anything, me" school are directed to the Green Man Pub in Wellington, which is serving up shots of apple-infused horse semen. The tempting equine oyster concoction - dubbed Hoihoi tatea - forms part of the NZ boozer's entry into the 14th annual Monteith's Beer & Wild …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Trollface

    My horse is amazing...

    Does it taste like raisins?

    And does this bar serve lemonade?

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  2. Graham Bartlett

    Way to spoil a great joke

    Mechanic goes over to the girl's car and says "looks like you've blown a seal."

    ...

    "No, it was definitely a horse."

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  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Wish I was there....

    .... to see the girls "come onto me then" after the mood changing shots and all the hormones that go with it.

    If they were to employ lasses to do the jerking, they might as well get it directly from the horse's ...th.

    Who would visit the pub then?

    Now, wheres the technology angle?

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  4. dssf
    Joke

    Mr. Ed would be egg-cited

    And neigh while singing, "A HORSE is a HORSE, of COARSe.. of COURSE"... The jockeys might become jealous... (or, in some egg-stream cases, jail-louse)

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  5. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    Do these Kiwi women

    Have an unexplainable desire to watch "The Black Stallion" or "National Velvet" afterwards??

    Remind me to just stick with icewater and not drink anything served in a shot glass the next time I am in New Zealand....

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  6. skeptical i

    snowballing

    that is all

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  7. Steen Hive
    Facepalm

    "apple-infused horse semen."

    iCum?

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    1. farizzle
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      Special

      you are indeed special haha!

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  8. LaeMing
    Happy

    I'm speechless!

    The whole idea has left me feeling a little horse.

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    1. M Gale
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      Coat

      A little horse.

      Applejack, perchance?

      Yeah I know, I already said I was going.

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  9. Brandon 2

    outstanding reporting!

    I needed a good laugh... the comments above are comedic gold, for the most part.

    Thank you reg, from across the pond! :)

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  10. Anonymous Coward
    Alien

    I find this story hard to swallow

    See title

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  11. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    I find this story hard to swallow 2.0

    ... at that price, you don't want to be spitting.

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