back to article DARPA issues call for notions on Starship-for-2111 plan

Wild-hare Pentagon boffinry bureau DARPA continues to forge ahead with its radical plan to get the first manned interstellar spaceships headed out of the solar system by the year 2111. The military tech agency yesterday issued a call for papers to be presented at the 100 Year Starship Study Symposium which is to be held in …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Trollface

    Lawyers

    In most sci fi where the future is improved, all the lawyers have been shot.

    1. Joe Cooper

      Shoot the lawyers

      The shooters, then, had no legal defense and were sentences to death.

  2. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Joke

    How to ensure the *best* people at a conference like this.

    Free coffee 24/7

    Open bar.

    Works every time.

  3. John 104
    Alien

    Criteria for destination selection, what do you take...

    I'm going to outer space. I'm going to take Jam and FrenchFries.

    What are you going to take?

    1. hplasm
      Happy

      Space Raiders

      and Monster Munch.

  4. John Savard

    Beyond Earth

    Going beyond the Earth first, so that we can mine the asteroids to surround the Sun with energy collectors, may be the best first step towards going to other stars.

  5. Christoph
    Mushroom

    If it's the usual US procedure ...

    "can ultimately be expected to benefit the Department of Defense"

    Travel to strange new star systems. Meet interesting new races. And bomb them.

  6. Eddy Ito

    Stop the Earth!

    DARPA wants to get off. Which isn't to say getting off is a bad idea.

  7. Martin Budden Silver badge
    Alien

    SPECTRE

    SPace Exploration Company Trying to Reach Extraterrestrials

  8. Adrian Esdaile
    Boffin

    EASY!

    "Or do you have an idea on how to modify the geometry of spacetime just in front of you into a desired configuration?"

    Simple - just work out what shape of planet made out of metallic hydrogen or neutoronium you need, and build it right in front of you!

    Oh, better patent that now then, eh?

    Oh, and DARPA I'm having a sale today, you can get the plans and specs for that at a 75% discount for today only, that will be $102,250,799 ext. GST, kthxbai

  9. FozzyBear

    Lawyers at the conference

    Why drag them into it, they just screw things up. Unless, of course, the 100 year starship will be used to shoot all the lawyers and politicians into space so they can't bother us anymore If that is Plan B or preferably Plan A then I would submit radiation shielding, life support, food etc is not really a major concern. Just make sure there is enough fuel to ensure the fuckers aren't dragged back into the solar system

  10. Bobster

    Small steps please DARPA...

    I haven't got my flying car yet...

  11. Adam T

    are they making a video game?

    Sounds like a synopsis / high concept to me :p

    1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

      Great Game VideoZentral ZenTrail ....... EPIC Wave Ride

      Yes, aren't you too? And an Epic Game of Great Deeds, indeed, IT is.

      Cogiti ergo Sum is not inappropriate here for a ponder at wonder.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Exploration

    I for one welcome this wish for exploration.

    Olde-world ship explorations gave us the 'new world', and in the passage of time faster ships and aircraft made faster travel and migration possible.

    So these initial space explorations are like sending a boat out for months (and years) at a time, returning with tales of Australian Platypuses and Kangaroos.

    My only fear is that to get those faster ships and aircraft, war had to occur. Will it take WW3 to develop NLS / FTL engines?

    As Arthur C Clarke once said, if Humankind survives for a fraction of time that the dinosaurs did, for but a fleeting moment in history 'ships' shall refer to 'spaceships'.

  13. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Happy

    Better find out if galactic cosmic rays are a problem first.

    Otherwise getting out of the solar system will need a *lot* of shielding.

    Closed cycle life support would be a *really* good idea, otherwise it's a hell of a lot of ready meals to the next star system

    I've always quite liked the scheme in the Jerry Anderson movie Doppleganger / Journey to the far side of the Sun with the crew hooked up to heart / lung machines for the voyage. Sadly the record for this IRL (using hyperthermia) is about 45 minutes and the brainn activity really does seems to be completely flat, then starts up as the patient is warmed up.

    . Bumping that up to say a month would be a real DARPA style challenge (IE apparently barking mad) but I can't think of a military application for doing so.

    On the modern battlefield heart problems tend to be in the form of a large hole in the soldiers chest where their heart (and various other bits) used to be.

  14. rbrtwjohnson
    Thumb Up

    Relativistic Space Drive

    It will be amazing sending humans to the stars. A technically feasible propulsion method is the relativistic space drive powered by nuclear fusion instead of matter-antimatter annihilation. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgAwyr5Udzw

    1. Chemist

      This is rubbish..

      Absolute rubbish.

      Don't believe all you see on the Internet and esp. youtube

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      @rbrtwjohnson

      Interesting especially as no mention whatsoever has appeared in any scientific journal about this 'technology'.

  15. Mips
    Childcatcher

    How about..

    I think a PARIS Mark2 would just about suffice.

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